Someone Else's Wedding
It's always someone else's wedding
Always someone else's show
You are cordially invited
Check the box: "I'd be delighted"
Though your heart says" Thank you, no"
It's always someone else's wedding
And I somehow always go
It's always someone else's wedding
And I someone else's guest
Where the bachelor bash is brimmin'
But the strippers all are women
And they make me touch a breast
It's always someone else's wedding
But it's me who gets depressed
When the invite is addressed
Just to Simon, please no guest
Do they know how that can sting?
Do they know how much it sucks
When you have to buy the tux
But never get to buy the ring?
They say Simon, aren't you single?
And they make you go and mingle
And they think it's oh so scary
That you might not ever marry
And the picture they're demanding
Somehow always have you standing
Over there, off to the side
Always the best man
Never the bride
It's always someone else's wedding
Someone else's happy end
And I send them happy wishes
And the brand-new Wedgwood dishes
That their registry said send
It's always someone else's wedding
But this time
This someone's my best friend
This time
This someone's my best friend
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