Eternal Youth Is Worth a Little Suffering
Astrologer
I don't think you should shoot before July 15th.
Right now is a perilous time for Pisces
If you wait 'till Venus is in Capricorn
You'll avoid a catalogue of crises
Masseur 1
I need three more weeks to get these thighs in shape
No more carbohydrates, don't be naughty
Masseur 2
We'll soon have you skipping like an ingenue
You won't look a day over forty
Beautician 1
We have dry heat, we have steam
Beautician 2
We have moisturizing cream
Beautician 3
We have mud-packs. we have blood sacks.
Beautician 2
It's a rigorous regime
All
Not a wrinkle when you twinkle
Or a wobble when you walk
Beautician 3
Of course, there bound to be a little suffering
All
Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
Analyst
Listen to your superego not your id
Age is just another damn neurosis
I'll have you regressing back to infancy
And back into the womb under hypnosis
Doctor
I inject the tissue of the fatal lamb
The formula's the one Somerset Maugham owns
Just a modest course of thirty-seven shots
And you will be a heaving mass of hormones
All
No more crow's feet, no more flab
No more love handles to grab
You'll be so thin they'll all think you are
Walking sideways like a crab
Nothing sagging, nothing bagging
Nothing dragging on the floor
Of course, there bound to be a little suffering
Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
Of course, there bound to be a little suffering
Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
Of course, there bound to be a little suffering.....
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