Re: [經驗] 輪機長說的

[Soochyang (嚴小騷)]

    Let me Try try see

    This is a story based on a true experience.



    This is an old Panamanian Ship, and I am the Chief Engineer of it.

    One day, I met a worker on the deck, and I asked him:
    Could you give me a hand to turn off the engin??

    He said: Yes, just after a Cigarette.
    Then he took a Cigarette and climbed down the stair.

    At this moment, I thought that: I didn't known the worker!!

    Then I heard a Gun Shot!!!!

    Thus I looked down the stair, and I saw a Gentleman,
    a old man and a dead young man.

    The gentleman said: You kill him, and you must be lie in prison.

    Then the old man said: Ha Ha Ha, I kill him at the high seas, and only the
    police below the same country of the ship can catch me.
    By the way, I had good friendship with the Panamanian president.

    The gentleman said: hahahaha, look out the window, if there is 大嶼山??

    Then the old man became angry, and he took a gun and said:
    高義!!!! You Son Of Bitch!!!!

    At this moment, one cool guy came in the room and shot the old man!!!!

    I known that I met the ghost of the two bad guys, and I felt cold.




    Besides, please remind the others,

      ""If Dragon Five had a Gun, No body can Kill him!!!!!""





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推 RAVON:XDDDDDD 英文的@@?
推 SunDing:This is "an" old Panamanian Ship.
→ SunDing:改完直接把我的推文刪掉吧...XD
※ 編輯: Soochyang       來自: 163.29.81.202        (02/10 15:00)
→ Soochyang:謝謝樓上..已改..可是我不會刪推文..就醬吧xd
※ 編輯: Soochyang       來自: 163.29.81.202        (02/10 15:01)
推 sissy12:這系列可以轉JOKE了~:P
推 aa22456222:XDDD
→ aa22456222:船長:維大力 飄:義大利   蛤?阿哩ㄟ共啥?
→ kapurpbrv:雖然直接end...但一打開時我就笑了 XDDDD
推 pccnsysu:還好 哪裡恐怖了
推 audi1224:為啥後面變賭俠 = =?
推 KTXNS:飄版國際化了耶
→ chomo:不好意思,我有疑問 不是高義嗎?
推 start0917:飄版就可化
→ lovebites:錯誤不少,但努力可嘉,原po還是說中文吧!!XDDDD
※ 編輯: Soochyang       來自: 163.29.81.202        (02/10 17:01)
推 bitegod0921:我還能說什麼?只有一句話 100分!
推 htio:這是笑話嗎?
推 Birdy:我真的以為我在 joke 版啊...@@  怎麼回事XDDD
推 topsniper:稱呼船艦要用她(her)喔...^^
推 bestmoe:後面變賭神了..你一定是今天下午又看了一次賭神!!
推 tyshowman:囧 我以為我在joke板 本來看到別人推"我以為我在joke板"
→ tyshowman:我還想說"這的確是joke板阿?"
→ RFV123:我笑了
推 garden33:大家人真好 一直幫忙翻XD
推 genderbb:難得在飄版看到哈哈大笑XD
→ no5nana:哈哈
推 flytrista:笑壞我了XDDDDD
推 s96422:哈哈哈哈XD
推 sikiakaya:高義XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 light20735:XD
推 fib13:好好笑喔我的媽hahahahaha
推 RFV123:幹 再看一次還是很好笑XD
推 emilyluvsptt:笑死我了..... XDDDDD
推 fivehundren:跨隆模XD
推 punck:錯這麼多...你老師
推 teddy7166:後面是怎樣!!XD
推 novi384:XDDDDD~幾霸婚拉~高義勒~~
推 anita231700:以後國文跟英文的考題!!!改寫大賽
推 winble:XDDDDDDDDDDD
→ honny7410:高義文！
推 Thalia:賭神啊！笑死我了！XD
推 juilypink:XDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑的啦!!!!
推 verasun:What a GOOD translation!!  XDDD
推 greensdream:害我笑出來  推一個  大嶼山鹹蝦叔嗎?