[新聞] CNN:十大爛片

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"The X-Files: I Want to Believe"
This pretentious spiritual non-thriller signaled a sorry end for Scully and
Mulder. Still, at least no expense was lavished on what looked like an
extended TV special.

"What Happens in Vegas"
Ashton Kutcher steals the washroom door. That's how desperate things get in
this total bust, probably the least romantic romantic comedy of the year.

"88 Minutes"
Al Pacino has 88 minutes to live ... yet this mind-bogglingly dumb movie dies
agonizingly slowly.

"Seven Pounds"
You have to sit through the entirety of Will Smith's soggy new movie to find
out just how shameless it is. I'd rather take a bath with a jellyfish.

"Fool's Gold"
Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey's vacation snapshots would have been more
amusing than this torpid exotic adventure. Oh, wait, these WERE the vacation
snapshots ...

"Australia"
Just because Baz Luhrmann loves old Hollywood movies doesn't mean he can make
one. Where's Crocodile Dundee when you need him?

"Eagle Eye"
A big-budget tech thriller -- apparently suggested by Steven Spielberg
himself -- that borrowed from all over but made absolutely no sense.

"The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor"
It doesn't get much sloppier than this mummy movie without a mummy. Rachel
Weisz made a shrewd choice not to return.

"The Spirit"
Granted, I hated "300," and "Sin City" left me cold, but at least they had a
degree of technical accomplishment to wrap around Frank Miller's puerile pulp
fascism. His own movie is just an inept embarrassment.

"Funny Games"
Michael Haneke is a prodigiously talented filmmaker, but this shot-for-shot
American remake of his Austrian thriller was an arrogant, redundant scold and
the very worst reason to see a movie all year.

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