[好雷] 菠蘿快遞(Pineapple Express):high as a kite

[leila (you rock my world)]

圖文版： http://www.wretch.cc/blog/wildflower/9953409

這部片由塞斯羅根(Seth Rogen)與詹姆斯法蘭科(James Franco
)主演，編劇與製作班底是「男孩我最壞」(Superbad)的原班人
馬──塞斯羅根、Evan Goldberg與Judd Apatow，主軸雖然與
「男孩我最壞」類似，講的是感人的男性情誼，卻融入了嗑藥
劇情與大量動作片元素。雖然有不少缺點，大致說來還算不錯
，尤其詹姆斯法蘭科幾乎救起了整部片。

25歲的Dale﹝塞斯羅根﹞是個負責送傳票的(process server)
，他常常得想出一些特別的方式、穿上不同的服裝，讓他得以
在收件人沒有防備的狀況下，收下傳票。Dale與做毒品交易的
Saul﹝詹姆斯法蘭科﹞是好友，有天Saul給Dale一款城裡只有
他有貨的極品毒品：Pineapple Express，之後Dale送傳票給毒
品大王﹝Gary Cole﹞，卻目睹了一樁殺人案，嚇壞了的Dale慌
忙逃走之餘，不慎掉了一點Pineapple Express在現場，於是
Dale與Saul展開了一場大逃亡，不過他們邊逃邊吸大麻，太
high之餘有時根本分不清什麼是真的、什麼又是自己太神經質
的幻覺。兩人向中游毒販Red﹝Danny McBride﹞探風聲並求援
，歷經飛車追逐、槍戰、打鬥等等混亂。

本片的缺點有幾個：第三段的打鬥槍戰太久讓人悶，笑點比不
上「男孩我最壞」與「好孕臨門」等等，而且開場那段可能會
讓你以為租錯片了的戲，實在太好笑﹝Bill Hader飾演的軍人
真是太強了，請看他的嘴﹞，以至於後面的劇情跟不上那樣的
高度。自從看了開頭，我到現在都忘不掉Bill Hader的嘴。

不過這些缺點不打緊，因為整部片被詹姆斯法蘭科飾演的Saul
給救活了，他演的Saul是自從「開放的美國學府」裡的Jeff
Spicoli以來，最可愛最討喜最讓人記憶深刻的毒蟲。Saul是個
單純、天真、傻氣的毒販，一個讓人打從心裡喜歡的毒販，當
他一笑，你真的會認為這世界充滿陽光、人性本善﹝不知道是
因為Saul真正天真，還是因為嗑藥嗑過頭了﹞，而他對毒品充
滿感情的描述，真讓人以為毒品是他一生的真愛，他是全世界
最誠懇的銷售員，他真正相信自己賣的產品。Saul要賺錢養自
己與最愛的祖母，同時也很渴望友情，例如他希望Dale這位客
人可以做他朋友、多留下來陪他的時候，很難不被Saul的單純
而感動哪。如果奧斯卡是我家開的，一定會提名詹姆斯法蘭科
。另外，Danny McBride也帶來了很精采的表演，我想不久的將
來他也能在喜劇世界有很好的發展，另外提一下，他是「開麥
拉驚魂」裡面負責爆破的那人。

整部片除了「男性情誼真偉大」以外，沒甚麼重點，不過Dale
與Saul這兩個每天都在茫的渾人，彼此的友情頗讓人感動。
Dale的工作──送傳票，常常讓他成為別人討厭的對象，小他
好幾歲的高中生女友，心理上又比他成熟許多，Dale其實是個
孤單又長不大的男生，然而當他與Saul一起的時候，兩人像是
真正的伴侶，互相照顧，偶爾拌嘴，而且兩人智識上的程度顯
然比較接近...總之倆人的男性情誼真是既好笑又令人感動。

動作場景部分，最值得一提的就是飛車追逐那段了。在這兒我
不爆雷，各位看了就知道，以後每回看到其他電影的飛車追逐
，你大概都會再想起「菠蘿快遞」。

導演David Gordon Green之前拍的都是些小眾藝術電影，接下
「菠蘿快遞」的導演筒頗讓人驚訝，不過他的背景倒是為這部
嗑藥喜劇帶來一些美感，例如兩位男主角在樹林裡的那段既好
笑又美麗。

註："pineapple express"原指來自夏威夷的濕暖熱帶氣流，
會帶來大量雨量。

***

經典對白：

Robert: Are you high?
Dale: What? No!
Shannon: You are high as a fucking kite!

***

Saul: This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that
      Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then,
      meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had
      and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a
      baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and
      fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.
Dale: [smells the marijuana] Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.

***

Saul: Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest
      weed known to mankind.
Dale: It's really that rare?
Saul: [exhales] It's, like, the rarest. It's almost a shame to
      smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.

***

Saul: BFFF?
Dale: Best Fuckin' Friends Forever, man!

***

Robert: You assholes do exactly as I say, or I will take you
        outside and fuck you in the street!
Dale: No! Don't fuck us anywhere!

***

Red: Do you know what today is?
Saul: Tuesday.
Red: This is my cat's birthday today.
Dale: I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. Did you let it
      out by accident?
Red: No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now
     who's the funny guy?
Dale: I'm sorry?
Red: Today is his birthday and it is a tradition that on his
     birthday I get up extra early and make him his favorite
     kind of dessert.
Saul: Don't worry, bro. Your cat's going to heaven.
Red: Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven. He was a little
     fucker. He could've gone to hell.

***

Dale: I'm gonna get us out of here!
Saul: No, you're not. But it's okay.

***

Red: I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the
     verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit
     because I'm stone or because I have no blood left in my body.
Dale: Well, you've been shot like seven times.

***

Red: [Red regains consciousness after shortly passing out from
     his wounds] I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell
     asleep at nine.
Dale: It's okay. We won't put our dicks in your mouth.

***

Dale: Couscous - the food's so nice they named it twice.

***

Saul: You know, don't get down on yourself: You got a great girl,
      you got a great job whete you don't go anything, you get to
      smoke weed all day... I wish I had that…
Dale: Are you kidd - you do, you have the easiest job on Earth.
      You DO smoke weed all day.
Saul: ...Hahaha, that's true!
Dale: You didn't think of that, huh?
Saul: I do have a good job…
Dale: Yeah, you do nothing!
Saul: Thanks, man!

***

Saul: Smell it. SMELL it! Enjoy. It's like... God's vagina!
Dale: Uhhh!
Saul: What, do you wanna bathe in it?
Dale: I just want to live in here!
Saul: Yes, you wanna be it?
Dale: Oh, my God, I just wanna shove it up my nose and have that
      smell all day. That's amazing! It's beautiful!
Saul: Shove it anywhere you like!
Dale: What's it called?
Saul: Pineapple Express.

***

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