Re: [live]辣妹愛宅男

[daydreamer13 (daydreamer13)]

我從他們提到"完美"那邊開始好了：
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男：恩，在我看來這是你唯一不完美之處
(Well, yeah, And as far as I can tell
that's the only thing seperating you from perfect)

女：你覺得我太過完美？
    所以你希望我有什麼缺陷好讓你配得上我？
(You think I'm too perfect?)
(So you hope something wrong with me so you could be with me?)

男：還不夠明顯嗎？
    我沒有魅力、身材很糟、也不協調、我沒去過歐洲、不是大學生還開著一部Neon
(Look at the evidence.)
(I'm unattractive, I'm out of shape, I'm uncoordinated.)
(I've never been to Europe, I'm not a colleage graducate, I drive a Neon)

女：我喜歡你的Neon
(I like your Neon)

男：天阿拜託，莫莉，看看我。我就是5分而已，十足的5。差超過2分就沒戲唱了。
    這是戀愛之道！每個人都知道。即使妳是9，我又在玩團...不過，不對
    妳是10，扎扎實實的10！
(God, c'mon, Molly, look at me. I'm a five. This is a 5, hard five.)
(You can't jump two points. It's the Tao of Love, everybody knows that.)
(Even if you were a nine, and I was in a band, but no...you're a hard 10)

女：什麼鬼？
(What are you talking about)

男：妳知道妳有多正嗎？不對，妳可能以為人人都是衣食無缺，生活無憂無慮。
    朋友和前男友們都是帥哥美女。很不想跟妳講，但其他我們這些人不是這樣的。
(Do you even know how hot you are?)
(No, probably you think that everybody gets free shit everywhere they go,)
(and everybody's happy and nice to each other in the shiny, happy Hot town)
(with you and all your hot friends and ex-boyfriends)
(but I hate to break it to you, it's not the same for the rest of us.)

女：ok, 柯柯，你明顯自卑過頭了。
(OK, Kirk, you clearly have some major self-esteem issues.)

男：你當著我的面對你父母撒謊！
(You lied to your parents right in front of me!)

女：我沒有！
(No I didn't)

男："柯柯是航空部門的？"這等於是說一個在馬戲團清大象大便的也是演藝圈的，
    不！他就是個清大便的。就是我，我就是這種人，我不可能會變成機師，
    對此我也沒什麼不滿的。
("Kirk is in aviation?")
(That's like saying the guy
 who shovels the elephant shit at the circus is in show business.)
(No, he's just the elephant shit guy. That's me, I'm that guy.)
(I'm never gonna be a pilot. And I'm happy with that.)

女：這我也能接受，一直以來我也都能接受你，直到三分鐘之前。
(And I'm fine with that, too. And I'm fine with you)
(until about 3 minutes ago)

男：真高興你能夠"接受"我。
(That's.. I'm so glad you were "fine" with me)

女：你知道嗎？或許你是對的，你就是個5。
    知道為什麼嗎？自卑，扣一分；每見到一個人你就拿自己和他們比較，扣一分；
    你聰明又有才華卻不肯正視它，扣一分；
    還有沒有，歐~對了，希望我有缺陷好讓你跟我在一起，剩下的全部扣光。
(You know what? Maybe you're right, maybe you're a 5.)
(You know why? No self-esteem, deduct a point, everytime someone
 walks into a room you compare yourself to them, deduct a point.)
(You are a smart and talented guy who's afraid to do anything with it,
 deduct a point. How're we doing, oh oh yeah, hoping that I have a defect
 that you can work with? deduct whatever's left.)

男：我要閃人了，蹼她媽的腳趾，嚇死人了。
(I'm outta here. Webbed fuking toes, are you kidding me."
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當然後面還有扯到她前男友，
主要是說她覺得前男友就跟現在的柯柯一樣，令人無法忍受，
一直以為她很完美，把她當做她完全無法達到的完人，而且劈腿，
女的接著說從此之後她再也不跟"那種人"在一起，
然後柯柯就不爽說所以就跟我"這種人"在一起？

最後女的就"反正你就是想聽到我說，
我跟你在一起就是因為你比較安全、長得像你這樣的人不會傷害我"

然後男的離開。end.

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