[外電] 爛番茄影評：色遇

[sampsonlu919 (別讓想選總統的當選市長)]

前言：我很慶幸我昨天看本片的前幾天，就先看了一些外國媒體對本片的影評
不然這恐怕會變成我從娘胎出生以來，第一次這麼後悔去電影院看片
（不過我部分原因，也是想去應證他們所言是否為真就是了）

言歸正傳，色遇在爛番茄的表現上，
固然比一個月前台灣賣座好但口碑極差的天際浩劫，擁有稍高的影評滿意度
不過我卻深深覺得色遇在明年金酸莓，顯然會比天際提名更多獎項
因為天際再爛，影迷也都同意該負最大的責任的人是導演
金酸苺就算想婊天際好了，頂多也是把那兩位前科累累的兄弟導演提名最爛導演罷了

不過色遇卻不然，由於兩大卡司的高知名度，
加上導演前作享有高度的評價（甚至獲得奧斯卡最佳外語片）
這種大卡司大製作，一旦在票房與評價上都失去水準
不蠻您說，絕對是金酸苺的最愛

以下就是我摘錄幾則國外媒體對色遇的影評
不管有沒有看過，想不想去看本片，都可以當做參考

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/tourist/

The Tourist (2010)

Tomatometer:20
Average Rating: 4.3/10
Reviews Counted: 122
Fresh: 24 | Rotten: 98

The scenery and the stars are undeniably beautiful, but they can't make up
for The Tourist's slow, muddled plot, or the lack of chemistry between Johnny
Depp and Angelina Jolie.

總論：
色遇裡面的風景與兩位大牌都是無可否認地美麗，可惜他們都不能彌補影片本身緩慢
並混亂的劇情，以及他們兩位之間化學作用的缺乏

如果你有注意爛番茄總論的話，應該會發現即使一部影片的評價明顯偏差
他們在用語上也會比較緩和，但這次色遇他們卻直接點名兩位主角缺乏化學作用
可見其他媒體...在批評的火力上只會更為強烈

所以以下我的整理通通都是負評，因為我想一部在爛番茄分數那麼低的電影
負評使用的語態絕對比正評來得有趣多了

Tom Long
Detroit News
Jolie! Depp! Romantic locations! Intrigue! Some movies sound too good to be
true. The Tourist is one of them.

裘莉、戴普、浪漫的場景，還有一場陰謀！有些電影聽起來實在棒到並不實際，
而色遇正是其中之一

John Beifuss
Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)
Johnny Depp is such a talented chameleon that when he portrays someone who is
supposed to be boring, he actually is boring.

強尼戴普的演技好到像一隻變色龍－所以當他飾演一個在設定上很無趣的角色時，
他就真的變得無趣了

Robert W. Butler
Kansas City Star
The Tourist is memorable for one thing, at least. It's the first movie to
make Venice look boring.

色遇至少還有一件事情是讓我印象深刻的－這是第一次威尼斯讓我感覺這麼無聊

Peter Howell
Toronto Star
As a thriller, The Tourist makes a good travelogue.

以驚悚片的角度而言，色遇算是一部不錯的旅遊記錄片

Kenneth Turan
Los Angeles Times
There is a moment in "The Tourist" when Johnny Depp turns to Angelina Jolie
and asks "Why is all this happening?" It's a question moviegoers will be
asking themselves as well.

片中一場戲中，戴普轉身問裘莉「為什麼會發生這種事？」
我想這也是看過本片的觀眾會想問的問題吧！

Peter Rainer
Christian Science Monitor
To see Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie in The Tourist is like watching a
chemistry experiment gone horribly wrong.

看戴普與裘莉這次的合作，就像目睹一次可怕失誤的化學實驗

Matt Pais
Metromix.com
Jolie has never been more Jolie, Depp has never been less Depp, and it adds
up to nothing.

這是裘莉第一次這麼裘莉，戴普第一次這麼不像戴普，但這對影片並沒有什麼加分
謎之聲：因為即使裘莉能拿一百分，最後也被強哥的負一百分倒扣成零分了

Justin Chang
Variety
Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Venice -- what more could you want from a movie?
Quite a lot, actually.

有了戴普、裘莉、威尼斯，你還想從電影中得到什麼呢？說實在話：還有很多！

Moira MacDonald
Seattle Times
The Tourist is like a beautifully decorated shop window -- with no shop
behind it.

就像一個佈置精美的商品窗，裡面卻沒有東西

James Verniere
Boston Herald
"The Tourist" isn't a movie; it's scenery.

這根本不是電影，充其量只是風景採影而已

Gary Thompson
Philadelphia Daily News
Director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck's name is far more exciting than
his movie...

連導演的名字都比這部電影有趣多了

Laremy Legel
Film.com
To battle the logic of the film would be to swat flies in a hurricane.

要討論出這部片的邏輯，就跟在颶風中打蒼蠅一樣困難

Matt Stevens
E! Online
Never as clever, exciting, or romantic as it wants to be, The Tourist
underwhelms on every level.

完全缺乏原本想要有的智慧、刺激與浪漫；簡單來說，本片在每方面都是讓人失望的

Willie Waffle
WaffleMovies.com
Pretty people. Pretty scenery. Pretty bland.

人物與場景都很好看，可惜影片本身卻索然無味
這記者的用字頗為微妙，同樣是pretty卻可以引導出兩種不同的意思！

Lou Lumenick
New York Post
Von Donnersmarck, who brilliantly depicted government surveillance in East
Berlin before the fall of the wall in his earlier German film, astonishingly
can't even find a way to make Interpol's spying interesting here.

曾經在早期德語作品中，敏銳描繪出柏林圍牆倒塌前政府監聽行為的馮唐納斯馬克，
這次卻意外地找不出讓國際刑警間諜活動有趣的方法

Claudia Puig
USA Today
It may be the only movie ever to feature a bad performance by Johnny Depp,
one of the best actors working in films. Who knew he could be wooden and
unconvincing in a role?

這可能是強尼戴普唯一的失敗演出。誰知道這位優秀演員，也會演到一個呆若木雞
與欠缺說服力的角色呢？

Kevin Carr
7M Pictures
It's actually rare for me to see a film that is such an utter failure on so
many levels

我實在很難得看到一部電影，在許多方面都徹底地失敗

Adam Fendelman
HollywoodChicago.com
The epic fail of "The Tourist" starts with its name, which should have been
"Pay $10 Just to Gawk at Angelina Jolie's Pretty Face Even Though You Can Get
Online Porn For Free".

色遇打從片名就註定失敗，他應該改成「即使從家中就可以免費下載到18禁影片，
我也願意花三百塊呆呆地看著裘莉美麗的臉」
原文的貨幣單位是10美金，我已經將他換算成台幣了

Chris Bumbray
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Undeniably the big misfire of the season. Good looking locations, and sexy
stars don't make up for a lack of chemistry, and a tepid plot.

絕對是這個檔期最失敗的作品！好看的場景加上性感的兩大巨星，並不能抵消兩人間
缺乏化學作用與冷場的劇情

David Edwards
Daily Mirror [UK]
If you've ever seen a spy thriller, you'll know where it's all heading, with
the final twist particularly unsurprising.

假如你看過任何一部諜報驚悚片的話，你就會知道這個故事會走向一個其實並不意外
的逆轉式結局

Lawrence Toppman
Charlotte Observer
Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie, benchmarks for sexual arousal in other
movies, have zero emotional and physical chemistry in The Tourist

在其他電影展現出性感標準的戴普與裘莉，在本片卻沒有任何情感與肢體上的
化學感應

Colin Covert
Minneapolis Star Tribune
Enduring "The Tourist" is like going for a ride in a sinking gondola.

忍受本片就跟坐在快沉掉的小船一樣地痛苦
gondola專門指威尼斯運河的平底狹長小船，剛好也與本片故事的發生地點
做出完美的對照

Nigel Andrews
Financial Times
Do anything. Arrange an appointment in Sumatra. Go to the moon. At all costs
stay away.

你可以做任何事情，比方說在蘇門達臘安排會議，或是去登陸月球，總之就是－
不計一切代價都要遠離這部電影

Joe Morgenstern
Wall Street Journal
This woefully botched mystery-adventure-thriller-caper-romance-comedy, or
whatever it was meant to be, is no fun at all.

這部悲劇性粗製濫造的「懸疑冒險驚悚犯罪浪漫喜劇」，無論製作群原先想要做的
是哪種電影，總之一點都不有趣

Christian Toto
What Would Toto Watch?
The Tourist is as beautiful as it is soulless.

美麗，但沒有靈魂

Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall
A rather goofy action comedy that deflates the suspense by telling us pretty
much everything from the start

只不過是一部一開始就告訴我們一切，導致懸疑性被破壞殆盡的腦殘動作喜劇而已

Cynthia Fuchs
PopMatters
It's slow going, but not entirely unpleasant to watch Johnny Depp, even when
he's mostly standing around and pondering the great beauty of Venice or Elise.

影片的節奏很緩慢，但看到戴普至少還能緩和其他的不愉快－儘管他大部分時間
都在想著威尼斯與伊莉絲（裘莉的角色），這兩個斯的美麗倩影

Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
Is it really that bad? No, instead it's that indifferent, which is somehow
more distressing.

影片也許沒其他人說得那麼糟，但片中的無趣卻會讓觀眾感到更挫折

Jason Morgan
Filmcritic.com
there is no urgency, no smoldering passion and no excitement in The Tourist

緊急的狀況、蓄勢待發的激情與刺激的場面，在本片中通通看不到

Frank Wilkins
ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Two of Hollywood's most glamorous and cherished Hollywood heartthrobs team up
for what will likely go down as one of the year's most disappointing misfires.

好萊塢兩位最迷人與最受寵愛的俊男美女，合作的成果卻變成今年最讓人失望的
票房炸彈

Tricia Olszewski
Washington City Paper
Everyone Gawp at Angelina! would have been a more appropriate title.

「大家都在看裘莉」也許是更適合本片的片名

James Kendrick
Q Network Film Desk
consistently flat and uninspired, as if everyone is working on a different
page

從頭到尾都平淡到無法擦出火花，這感覺就像是劇組的人看著不同頁的劇本來拍片
這個比喻還蠻生動地諷刺劇組缺乏默契，因為每個人對本片的想法都天差地遠

Peter Keough
Boston Phoenix
Except for the opening surveillance sequence, you'd never guess that Florian
Henckel von Donnersmarck also directed the Oscar-winning The Lives of Others

除了開場的監視鏡頭之外，你絕對想不到馮唐納斯馬克剛好也是奧斯卡得獎片
竊聽風暴的導演

Bill Goodykoontz
Arizona Republic
Star power can cover up a multitude of shortcomings in a film. Turns out
stupidity isn't one of them.

明星的魅力是可以蓋住影片的許多缺點，但這並不包括腦殘
謎之聲：連西洋人都知道腦殘沒藥醫

Manohla Dargis
New York Times
When she [Angelina Jolie] first appears in a come-hither outfit and a small
private smile, she looks ready for liftoff. She never ignites, and neither
does the movie

當裘莉在第一場戲穿著性感的衣服，並秀出一抹微笑時，她看起來就像是要像火箭
那樣的蓄勢待發，但她實際上不僅不能讓自己成功發動，甚至還連帶拖累了整部片
休士頓火箭隊表示：X，連在電影版也躺著中槍！

Michelle Alexandria
Eclipse Magazine
Boring, bland and self indulgent Vanity piece for Angelina Jolie.

展現出裘莉無趣、平板，並且自負於放縱的那一面
最後那句簡單說就是裘莉自我感覺良好

Josh Bell
Las Vegas Weekly
As is often the case with movies like this, it looks like the stars are
having a whole lot more fun than the audience.

在不少這樣的電影中，明星往往是比觀眾還要享受的一方

Laura Clifford
Reeling Reviews
The story...is limp and preposterous at the same time. The action is
lethargic. Jolie's performance is smug...

故事既混亂又可笑，動作戲反而讓人想睡，而裘莉的演出更是「自我感覺良好」

Glenn Kenny
MSN Movies
it's a bit of a shock to see this caliber of star power and big-budget
production and location juice... yield such dismal results.

看到有演技的明星與大成本製作取景產生出這麼瞎的結果，還真是會讓我嚇一跳

Marshall Fine
Hollywood & Fine
von Donnersmarck has gone Hollywood - and I can't wait for him to go back to
Germany.
馮唐納斯馬克終於來到好萊塢－但我已經等不及看到他狼狽地滾回德國了

Matthew Turner
ViewLondon
Beautifully shot thriller that gains points for sheer star power but
ultimately delivers very little in terms of action, adventure or romance.

漂亮的攝影對這部純粹倚靠明星的驚悚片的確有加分作用，但他在動作、冒險
與愛情的展現上卻相當稀少

Emanuel Levy
EmanuelLevy.Com
Add the gifted German director, who deservedly won the Oscar for Lives of
Others, to the long list of foreigners lured by Hollywood into making
big-budget, high-concept, star-driven movie and fell flat on their faces with
their first project.

又是一個有天份的德國導演，被好萊塢請來拍大成本、高吸引力、大卡司電影，
結果卻大大讓自己丟臉的案例

這個梗有一點典故，我是還沒看過這影評的完整原文
但我猜他應該有提到曾經以實驗監獄（叛獄風雲的原版）與帝國毀滅
驚艷德國甚至全球影壇的Oliver Hirschbiegel
來到好萊塢與妮可基曼合作，卻拍出當年的票房大炸彈"恐怖拜訪"

Tom Robey
Daily Telegraph
The Tourist has all the hallmarks of a sleekly diverting Euro-thriller, and
sets about proving that hallmarks are not enough.

色遇看似符合華麗有趣歐式驚悚片所需要的標準，最後卻證明單是符合這些標準
還不夠

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

我下次的外電，應該會從知名雜誌找年度回顧專題
至於影評整理的部份，我對最近好評不斷的驚悚片黑天鵝是頗有興趣
但那應該是明年的事情了


--

 /  \    /  \    /  \    /  \    /  \    /  \    /  \ 　          Ｗｈｏ　ｉｓ
  口      口      口      口      口      口      口    Ｔｈｅ　"Ｏｒｚ"ｅｓｔ
  法　  　法　　  喀　    英　    英　  　象　  　德　     Player in WorldCup?
亨囧    囧貝力　囧托    囧尼 　 LP囧　　囧羅巴  囧洛澤

--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) 
◆ From: 61.230.49.196
推 orzisme:色遇絕對是金酸莓大熱門 Florian Henckel-Donnersmarck退
推 JamesCaesar:只是在賣演員和威尼斯風景罷了  我一面看還一面無聊挑
→ orzisme:化到我不敢相信那是竊聽風暴的導演 然後兩主角欠缺火花魅
→ orzisme:力 整個看點只剩威尼斯風景
→ JamesCaesar:錯  例如從機場到本島是哪個方向才對之類的....
推 orzisme:熱切期待原po翻"黑天鵝"的影評\(￣▽￣)/
→ sate:今年還有一部how do you know可以拼~~都賣濫了
推 SATOSHI:我就知道今年裘莉的片子都可以跳過......
推 michaelch:居然是竊聽風暴的導演...崩潰了~竊聽超棒的耶!!!
推 lavieboheme:"忍受本片就跟坐在快沉掉的小船一樣地痛苦"XDDD
→ lavieboheme:外國人的毒舌都很有創意 何瑞珠等人該學一學
推 ziwi:就像目睹一次可怕的化學實驗XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 goodcial:老美本來就很會毒舌,這跟語言及文化有關吧,美國又是移民
→ goodcial:國家,文化大融爐,其他國家無法相比!
→ goodcial:看30Rock,一集就可以酸好多名人,一句台詞打發一個,很厲害
推 gn02174082:今天剛看完黑天鵝，毛骨悚然到太不可思議的一部片，期
→ gn02174082:待原PO翻影評^^
推 NotJill:八卦鄉民也很有創意阿
推 tim2502:黑天鵝台灣好晚才上  現在IMDB大概一天增加一千多票但是
→ tim2502:分數還是離奇的高@@
推 gn02174082:因為投票的人還太少所以8.9只排到151，但是應該還會再
→ gn02174082:往上升不少
推 tim2502:今天已經排到119了
推 gn02174082:黑天鵝大概是沉默的羔羊之後看過非鬼片最讓人毛骨悚然
→ gn02174082:者，Darren平常到底都在想什麼呀XD拍出這麼可怕的東西
→ orzisme:Darren如果別搞真愛泉源搞那麼久 應該成就又更高了吧
推 nfsong:XD
推 velspa:竊聽風暴的導演怎會拍成這樣子…？
推 BBBBWWW:超期待黑天鵝 & 原po的影評整理~~~   色遇還好沒衝= =
推 domotomanami:謝謝翻譯!!
推 yufangshih:謝謝翻譯!!原PO好心人!!
推 Miralles:實在是令人期待HBO播出時的LIVE文！
推 u7273:推 XDD
推 nuker:外國影評真是酸到爆炸XDDD
推 kanayu:影評比電影精彩八百倍!原po好心人,期待其他影評翻譯+1
推 akb14901:好酸  不過我看色遇真的睡著了
推 rafikii:影評酸得好過癮.....好開心我還沒去看XDDD
推 danny80916ki:我忍不住要去電影院看這部大爛片了~~