[心得] 如何檢測自己是否中了"斷背山"的毒...(有趣)

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在IMDB網站上看到的...懂得人會心一笑...~~~

--You know you're a Brokeback Mountain fan when you say
  you're going to name your child "Heath."

--You know you're a Brokeback Mountain fan when you send
  Jake Gyllenhaal an autographed copy of Harper Lee's
  To Kill a Mockingbird.

(fun ones)
--You know you're a Brokeback Mountain fan when you go dressed
  as Ennis or Jack for Halloween.

--You know you're a Brokeback Mountain fan when you're bumming
  tissues off of people in the audience because you ran out.

--You know you're a Brokeback Mountain fan when you travel to
  different countries (UK and France) to see it..
  (because it's not released for another month in your country!!).

--You know you're a Brokeback Mountain fan when you stay up until
  5am to read/post on this thread..

--You know you're a Brokeback Mountain fan when you think of BBM
  in the middle of King Kong..

--You know you're a BBM fan when you randomly start talking in a
  Midwestern accent.

...when you keep considering travelling to Wyoming for vacation.
...when you go to the store and start buying all kinds of cowboy hats
   and live in Philadelphia.
...you keep inviting people to go with you, just so you have a reason
   to see it again.
...you randomly send one of your friends a text message that says,
   "Ennis", hoping they'll reply with, "Jack."
...you dream about BBM.
...you have strongly considered writing to the President and suggesting
   he see the film.
...when someone asks why 1963 was a landmark year, meaning JFK, you go,
  "That's when Jack and Ennis met!"

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推 nosweating:噗 最後一點很好笑 XDDD
推 miney:沒錯沒錯,最後一點真的有夠好笑！！ XD
推 dynamo:那個F...XD
推 nosweating:嗯 第六點...
推 densmore:第三點正是我今天萬聖節打算作的事~ 靠夭咧~~
→ densmore:今年~     打錯~~~  幹~~  中毒了~~~
推 gdream:最後一點....
推 Sabel:萬聖節打扮成Jack或Ennis，不怕太受歡迎嗎XDDD
推 nosweating:醬會不會打扮成E的跟打扮成J的來電啊 寫下美好的結局XD