X-ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient 詞曲: Jad Fair
Ｘ光顯示醫生將手錶留在病人體內
I'd gone to the hospital
我那天去了醫院
For simple surgery.
做個小手術
When the slippery-fingered doctor
那手忙腳亂的醫生
Slipped his watch inside of me.
自己的手錶滑到了我身體裡
He tried to get it out.
他想辦法弄出來
He tried and tried and tried.
他試了又試, 試了又試
He couldn't get it.
他拿不出來....
So he sewed it up inside.
所以他就把它縫在裡頭了
Now the ticking drives me crazy.
現在那個錶的滴答聲快讓我發瘋了
I put cotton in my ear;
我在耳朵中塞進棉花
The battery in that watch
錶裡頭的電池
Is guaranteed for years.
有數年的保證期限
The doctor has a tip for me
醫生想到了個處方
To help relieve the shock.
可以讓我從驚嚇中覺得舒服些
He said, Be glad it's a watch,
他說應該要慶幸只是隻錶
And not a cuckoo clock.
而不是一個咕咕鐘
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這首歌害我笑了好久.
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