Distinguishing marks: Brian used to be a vegetarian.

Likes: To put make-up on (lipstick, mascara,
       eyeshadow, eyeliner, dark nail varnish).
       to wear dresses and generally women clothes
       to smoke, Star Treck, Bloody Maries.

Dislikes: Shaving, his belly, his tits,
          his egomaniacal tendencies, his thoughtlessness.

Used to like/be: Drugs, Orgies.