Poetri, Dating myself
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Everywhere I go, I see cute people with ugly people
不論我去哪，我總是看到可愛的人和難看的人在一起
And I can't help but to ask myself, "what does she see in that guy?"
於是我就無法不這麼問自己，「她到底看上他哪一點了？」
Inner beauty? Well I have a whole lot of that.
內在美嗎？唔那個我明明有一大堆啊！
I see these happy couples and I used to think,
從前我看見快樂的情侶們我都會想，
"what do I have to do to get a girl like that?"
「我必須做什麼才能得到像那樣的女孩？」
And then that evolved into, "what do I have to do to get a girl?"
然後那個問題漸漸變成，「我必須做什麼才能得到個女孩？」
Now I'm exhausted from thinking
現在我已經疲於思考了
Fatigued from trying to convince myself that I'm worthy of another being
疲於試著說服自己會出現個適合自己的人
Tired of looking but not really looking so it doesn't appear that I'm
desperate
厭煩了尋找但是又不是真的尋找所以不會顯露出我的極度渴望
Weary of being afraid to tell someone that I'm interested
厭煩了不敢告訴別人其實我很感興趣
In fear that they will avoid me
害怕他們會從此躲避
Consumed from being alone
過膩了獨自一人的生活
No longer will I be at the mercy of women to like me
從此我不再受到底會不會被喜歡這樣的念頭擺佈
No longer will I try to look my best for women that don't know that I'm in
love with them
從此我不再極力尋找那些不知道我深愛著她們的女人
No, all that is finished. Finito. Complete-o, no more-o
不了，那些都終止了。完結了。徹頭徹尾地結束了！
From now on, I'm dating myself
從現在開始，我要和自己交往！
I mean I've already talked to myself so I know my conversations will be good
我的意思是，我已經和自己交談過了所以我知道我們會有很棒的對話
I've always said I wanted to be with someone that's just like me
我也總是說我想和一個像我一樣的人在一起
Well, there's no one more like me than me
唉呀，根本沒有人比我自己更像我自己了啊
It's not like I'm dating my cousin or nothing
也不是說是和自己的表妹還啥的
I looked it up.
我查過了
There's nothing in the law books that say a man can't date himself
沒有法律規定一個男人不能和自己約會啊
I don't know why I didn't think of this before
不知道為什麼我以前都沒想過這個
I amaze myself sometimes
有時候我真讓自己驚喜
I laugh and joke with myself on a lonely day
在孤單的日子我與自己說笑
Praying hard for better days
一起努力祈禱美好日子的到來
Now we can get through the rough times together
現在我們終於熬過那些苦日子而在一起了
No one to impress but myself
沒有人能比我自己更感動啦
I mean I'll probably still play games with myself
我想我還是會和自己玩點遊戲
Cry to myself, lie to myself 'cause I hate to hurt myself's feelings
哭給自己聽，對自己說謊因為我討厭讓自己難過
I'll only be looking out for myself though
我可能還會想辦法得到我自己
But you know how women are
但是你知道女人就是那樣
Once they see you with someone, all sudden, now they wanna get with ya
一旦她們發現你和誰在一起了，突然之間她們就會想和你在一起
All sudden I'm that cute guy that is dating someone now
突然我就變成了那個「和誰正在交往的可愛小男生」
Well I assure you I'm not doing this to make other women jealous
哼哼你放心吧我這麼做不是為了讓其他女人嫉妒的
I am completely happy with myself
我和自己在一起非常開心
I like myself. I think I'm attractive.
我喜歡自己。我覺得我天殺的迷人極了。
Plan to be with myself 'til the very end
而且計畫和我自己直到終老。
Or until someone better comes along
噢或是直到有比我更好的人出現吧。
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