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--Djenar Maesa Ayu (1973- )
早安，親愛的
Sender: 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:29:18
請問這是誰的號碼？
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:31:27
是我博穎，親愛的
Sender: 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:32:11
早？時間不算早了
你又整晚到哪鬼混了？
換號碼啦，又是新的，這號碼漂亮，是嗎？
Sender: 葳拉 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12.33:59
對呀，親親，不過沒妳的號碼漂亮
昨晚我帶客戶去卡拉OK酒吧了
我好想妳，親親
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:34:22
你帶了什麼客戶？
可惡！…一定很妖嬌！
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:34:12
才沒有！
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:34:59
一定有！
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:35:22
沒有，真的啦！我好想妳
想見妳！
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:36:35
少來這套
Sender: 葳拉Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:37:49
Luv U
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:38:24
少來這套！
Sender: 葳拉 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-0ct-2001 12:38:55
Luv U!
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:39:37
我說少來這套！！！
Pokoke GOMBAL!!!
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:40:09
我說愛妳啦！！！
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:41:45
OK Luv U 2
Sender: 葳拉 Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:42:57
* * *
蜜糖，你在幹嘛？
Sender: 阿曼 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:41:35
正想著你
Sender: 葳拉 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:42:30
我也在想妳
什麼時候能見妳，蜜糖？
Sender: 阿曼081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:43:53
就這個中午了，怎樣？
不忙吧？
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:45:19
不忙，午餐到Le Souffle吧…
然後我們偷溜
Sender: 阿曼081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:46:07
偷溜去摩鐵？幾點？
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:47:44
欸，蜜糖。小弟弟想見你
他好想念你
兩點，蜜糖
Sender: 阿曼081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:48:60
只有你的小弟弟想見我？
沒興趣！
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:49:41
不是啦，蜜糖
我也想見妳
想妳想得昨天整夜睡不著
Sender: 阿曼081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:50:37
OK. Miss U 2. C U soon.
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:52:03
中午要陪客戶吃飯
Sender: 夫081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:50:51
OK
Sender: 妻0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:51:26
* * *
還在回味昨晚
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:42:13
我也是
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:43:38
要再來一次嗎？
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:44:41
要
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:45:18
今天下午？
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:46:39
可以
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:47:07
在昨天的餐廳見
兩點好嗎，小親親
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:47:58
OK，小親親
我準備好要咬你了
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:48:35
誰怕誰！Can hardly wait!
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:49:22
哈哈，等會兒見，小親親
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:50:33
回頭見，小親親
Sender: 博穎Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:51:15
我要去吃午餐了
Sender: 妻 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:51:42
OK
Sender:夫 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:52:11
* * *
吃過飯了嗎？
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:55:12
剛跟一個客戶吃過
他叫羅勃特
妳吃過了嗎？
Sender: 喬081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:55:59
還沒，沒胃口。在想你
想吃你
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:56:38
我也想妳。明天妳想吃我嗎？
Sender: 喬081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:57:41
當然想！食指大動，親愛的！
Mau dong! Met mamam, Cinta.
Sender: 提娜Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:58:53
謝啦，我的愛人。妳也該吃飯了
讓我明天見到妳美美的
Sender: 喬081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:59:32
掰啦，愛人
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:00:17
掰掰，我的愛人
Sender: 喬081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:01:26
* * *
妳在哪？
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:49:02
已經快到了
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:50:35
已經到哪裡了？
Sender: 阿曼081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:48:17
快到了
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:49:25
我已經到了
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:01:23
已經在停車了
Sender: 阿曼081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:02:01
已經到收費亭了
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:00:38
我就在妳兩部車後面
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:01:09
Where R U, my dear
Sender: 喬J0 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:59:28
* * *
小親親，我老公的車在這裡
我得先翹頭了
Sender: 提娜081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:03:29
啊~~~!
Sender: 博穎081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:04:13
蜜糖，我在裡面碰到我老公
被迫加入他
他跟一個客戶一起
不能跟你見面了
Sender: 葳拉0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:03:19
啊~~~!
Sender: 阿曼081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:03:53
我今天穿丁字褲
Sender: 羅勃特 0816110xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:13:27
很好，你有帶KY Jelly嗎？
Sender: 喬 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:55:33
有，可別叫甜點喔！
Sender: 羅勃特 0816110xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:56:29
我不會，親愛的。
Sender: 喬 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:57:30
OK，咱們設法甩掉你老婆吧！
Sender: 羅勃特 0816110xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:58:02
Jakarta, 4 Oktober 2001, 2:52:27 PM
Djenar Maesa Ayu, Mereka bilang, saya monyet!, Jakarta: Gramedia Pustaka
Utama, 2002, pp. 43-53.
Djenar Maesa Ayu, translated by Gai Littler, “Text Message,” in John H.
McGlynn & Ezra Setyadharma, ed., Menagerie 7: Indonesian Fiction, Poetry,
Photographs, Essays, Jakarta: The Lontar Foundation, 2009, pp. 67-75.
SMS*
-- Djenar Maesa Ayu (1973- )
Pagi, Sayang
Sender: 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:29:18
Whose number is this?
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:31:27
My number dear, Boim
Sender: 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:32:11
Busyet, jam segini dibilang pagi
Semalam keluyuran ke mana kamu?
Pakai ganti no. hp baru lagi. No cantik ya?
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12.33:59
Iya, Yang. Tapi tetap tidak melebihi
kecantikan kamu. Aku semalam pergi
karaoke bawa tamu. Ingat kamu, Yang.
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:34:22
Bawa tamu apa bawa tamu?
Sudah ah…sebel! Pasti genit.
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:34:12
Enggak!
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:34:59
Iya!
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:35:22
Enggak. Beneran! Ingat kamu
Kangen kamu!
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:36:35
GOMBAL
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:37:49
Luv U
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:38:24
GOMBAL!
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:38:55
Luv U!
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:39:37
Pokoke GOMBAL!!!
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:40:09
Pokoke CINTA!!!
Meeting dulu ya, Yang
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:41:45
OK Luv U 2
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:42:57
* * *
Hon, lagi ngapain?
Sender: Armand 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:41:35
Mikirin kamu
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:42:30
Saya juga mikirin kamu terus.
Kapan bisa ketemu, Hon?
Sender: Armand 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:43:53
Siang ini, gimana? Sibuk
enggak?
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:45:19
Enggak. Makan siang di Le Souffle ya…
trus kita kabur.
Sender: Armand 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:46:07
Kabur ke motel? Jam berapa?
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:47:44
He eh, Hon. Dedek saya kangen
dan minta kamu terusss.
Jam 2, Hon.
Sender: Armand 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:48:60
Cuma Dedeknya aja yang kangen?
Gak mau ah!
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:49:41
Ya enggak, Hon.
Saya kangen kamu.
Semalaman enggak bisa tidur.
Sender: Armand 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:50:37
OK. Miss U 2. C U soon.
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:52:03
Mau makan siang sama tamu.
Sender: Husband 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:50:51
OK
Sender: Wife 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:51:26
* * *
Ingat yang semalam
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:42:13
Aku juga.
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:43:38
Mau lagi?
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:44:41
Mau
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:45:18
Siang ini?
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:46:39
Boleh
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:47:07
Ketemu di restoran kemarin.
Jam 2-an ya, Cayang
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:47:58
OK, Cayang.
Siap-siap aku gigit ya
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:48:35
Siapa takut! Can hardly wait!
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:49:22
Haha sampai nanti, Cayang
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:50:33
Sampai ketemu, Cayang
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:51:15
Aku mau pergi makan siang.
Sender: Wife 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:51:42
OK
Sender: Husband 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:52:11
* * *
Udah mamam belum?
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:55:12
Ini baru aja mau mamam sama tamu
Namanya Robert.
Kamu udah mamam belum?
Sender: JO 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:55:59
Belum. Gak selera. Kangen kamu.
Pengen makan kamu
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:56:38
Aku juga kangen. Besok mau makan aku?
Sender: JO 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:57:41
Mau dong! Met mamam, Cinta..
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:58:53
Thx, Cintaku. Harus mamam
juga ya. Biar sehat ketemu aku besok.
Sender: JO 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:59:32
Dag Cinta
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:00:17
Dag Cintaku
Sender: J0 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-0ct-2001 13:01:26
* * *
Di mana?
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:49:02
Sudah hamper sampai
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:50:35
Sudah sampai mana?
Sender: Armand 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:48:17
Hampir sampai
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:49:25
Aku sudah sampai
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:01:23
Sudah sampai lagi parkir
Sender: Armand 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:02:01
Lagi bayar karcis
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:00:38
Iya aku dua mobil di belakang kamu.
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-0ct-2001 14:01:09
Where R U, my dear
Sender: JO 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:59:28
* * *
Cayang, mobil suamiku ada di sini
Aku harus segera cabut!
Sender: Tyana 081188xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:03:29
Grrrrr..!
Sender: Boim 081888xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:04:13
Hon, aku ketemu suamiku
di dalam. Terpaksa gabung.
Dia makan sama tamunya.
Enggak bisa ketemu sekarang!
Sender: Vira 0816181xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:03:19
Grrrrr..!
Sender: Armand 081182xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:03:53
I’m wearing a G-String.
Sender: Robert 0816110xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 14:13:27
Good. Do U bring KY Jelly**?
Sender: JO 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:55:33
Yup. Do not order dessert!
Sender: Robert 0816110xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:56:29
I won’t, dear.
Sender: JO 081294xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:57:30
OK. Now let’s get rid of your wife!
Sender: Robert 0816110xxxx
Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:58:02
Jakarta, 4 Oktober 2001, 2:52:27 PM
* SMS=Short Message Service
** Sejenis gel atau pelumas yang biasa digunakan kaum gay untuk melakukan
seks anal. （一種凝膠或潤滑濟，同性戀肛交用的）
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