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魯蛇的革命喜劇 ◎許赫
Revolutionary Comedy of Losers ◎四貓譯
台上的英雄 Heroes on stage
有英雄的戲 Have their scene
台下的我們 And we have ours
有我們的戲 Off stage
我的戲 My scene
是坐在一起 Is sitting together or
或者也晃來晃去 Walking around
我的戲 My scene
是拍手叫好 Is to applause and shout "Bravo"
或者大聲回應 Or to respond loudly
我的戲是聊天虧妹 My scene is to chat with girls,
到附近商店買東西振興經濟 Buy stuff nearby to stimulate the economy,
臉書上貼最新訊息 Post news on Facebook and
或者來兩局candy crush Play a few rounds of Candy Crush
我的戲是 My scene is
熱的時候流汗 Sweating with hot
冷的時候發抖 Shivering with cold and
還有氣的時候罵髒話 Swearing with anger
我的戲是 My scene is
那天千分之一 One over a thousand that day
今天三千分之一 One over three thousand today
明天萬分之一 One over ten thousand tomorrow
然後三十萬分之一 And one over thirty thousand
然後百萬分之一 And one over a million
然後千萬分之一 And one over ten million
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