In Town
Austin Dobson

"The blue fly sung in the pane."
         --Tennyson.

Toiling in Town now is "horrid,"
(There is that woman again!)
June in the zenith is torrid,
Thought gets dry in the brain.

There is that woman again:
"Strawberries! fourpence a pottle!"
Thought gets dry in the brain;
Ink gets dry in the bottle.

"Strawberries! fourpence a pottle!"
Oh for the green of a lane!
Ink gets dry in the bottle;
"Buzz" goes a fly in the pane!

Oh for the green of a lane,
Where one might lie and be lazy!
"Buzz" goes a fly in the pane;
Bluebottles drive me crazy!

Where one might lie and be lazy,
Careless of Town and all in it!
Bluebottles drive me crazy:
I shall go mad in a minute!

Careless of Town and all in it,
With someone to soothe and to still you;
I shall go mad in a minute;
Bluebottle, then I shall kill you!

With someone to soothe and to still you,
As only one's feminine kin do,
Bluebottle, then I shall kill you:
There now! I've broken the window!

As only one's feminine kin do,
Some muslin-clad Mabel or May!
There now! I've broken the window!
Bluebottle's off and away!

Some muslin-clad Mabel or May,
To dash one with eau de Cologne;
Bluebottle's off and away;
And why should I stay here alone!

To dash one with eau de Cologne,
All over one's eminent forehead;
And why should I stay here alone!
Toiling in Town now is "horrid."