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1. The best therapist has fur and four legs.
2. I am not lazy. I am just on energy saving mode.
3. I believe in annoyed at first sight.
4. The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
5. Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day.
6. They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all
the same.
7. An apple a day will keep anyone away, if thrown hard enough.
8. Two mysterious people live in my house. Somebody and Nobody. Somebody did it
and Nobody knows why.
9. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
10. God must love stupid people. He made so many.
11. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
12. Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're
stupid and you make bad decisions.
13. I don't go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
14. Embrace the glorious mess that you are.
15. I may look like I'm having deep thoughts but 99% of the time I'm thinking
about what I'm going to eat later.
16. People talk about having an inner child. I have an inner old lady who says
inappropriate things, tells everyone to be quiet, and wants to go to bed at
8pm.
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