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唧唧復唧唧，木蘭當馬騎，
clicky-clack clicky-clack, Mulan rides a horse
不聞吱嗚聲，唯聞女喘息
hear no birds chirp, loud's a nymph's pant
問女何所溼？問女何所溢？
inquire why she's wet, inquire for what she oozes
女亦無所溼，女亦無所溢
not that i'm wet or i ooze for naught
昨夜見帳冊，賓館大點名，
yesterday saw the book, the morgue counts deads to-be
帳單十二卷，卷卷有爺名
voluminous a dozen tomes, every one got father's name
阿爺無銀兒，木蘭無長胸，
dad has no money, Mulan have no huge jugs
願為市鞍馬，從此被人騎
may the city take me as is, be conquered henceforth
東市買灌強，西市買黃瓜，
Market East i bought douche, Market West got cucumbers
南市買蠟燭，北市買皮鞭
Southen Market i bought candles, while the North brought me whips
朝辭爺娘去，暮宿黃河邊，
morn farewell mom 'n' pa, eve lodge Yellow river bank
不聞爺兒喚女聲，但聞黃色男女嗚嗯
hear not sounds of parents calling their daughter,
but the carnal cries of men and woman
旦辭黃河去，暮至黑山頭，
morn log off Yellow river, eve arrive black mountain foot
不聞爺兒召女聲，但見燕山胡騎嘿咻咻
hear not sounds of parents bidding their daughter,
but the wild riders puff 'n' pant
萬里赴戎雞，關門爽若飛，
thousand miles of machinery love, closed doors pleasure trips sublime
極樂天蠍椅，螢光小夜衣。
orgasmo-scorpion-seat, and fluorescent lingere
將軍百戰死，壯士十來回。
expired generals number in hundreds, heroic men recharged tens of rounds
歸來生兒子，天子騎明堂，
on return a son is born, and he rides the top post
連續十二爽，賞賜千百男
non-stop fulfill twelve times, begot a thousand males
可汗問所慾？木蘭不要尚書郎，
emperor asked her what she wanted, Mulan wants no bookworm
願借猛駝千里騎，送我上天堂
give me a tough camel to astride, carry me to heaven
爺兒聞女來，出門灑豆漿，
dad heard daughter's cuming, shoots milk out the door
阿姊聞妹來，當戶理皮裝
sis heard kid sis's back, forthwith dressed in leather
小弟聞姊來，磨槍霍霍上豬羊
little brother heard sis's back, rubs his sword toward farm pigs
開我菊花門，坐我電動床，
open my bedroom door, sit on my rumble bed
脫我黑皮袍，著我洞洞裝
doff my black coat, don my peekaboo gown
當初惹淋病，如今內褲黃，
i contracted syphillis, yellowed my panties
出門看夥伴，夥伴皆驚惶
go outdoor to meet fellows, comrades are all shocked
同床十二年，不知木蘭是變性郎？！
sharing same bed for twelve years, and we don't know Mulan's a transsexual?!
雄兔腳撲朔，雌兔眼迷離，
male hares walk-a-hobbit, female hares have befuddled eyes
兩兔傍地走，安能辨我是雄雌？
a couple hares running along, how can you tell what sex's mine?
姑娘跨下一條溝, 一年四季水長流, 不見牛羊來吃草, 只見烏龜來洗頭。
under that lass there's a trough, moist n verdant all year long,
it grazes no cow nor livestock, but nourishes n suckles peckers of men.
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