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※ 引述《hectorhsu (The Hector)》之銘言：
: Like a peanut
: ------
: Cute little 5-year old Tiffeny comes home
: from kindergarten and says to her mother:
: "Momy, Tomi's penis is like a peanut".
: Her mother, a little surprised, asks:
: "why? is it because it's so small, darling?".
: "No,", answers Tiffeny, "because it's so salty"...
: ------
: 我搶到9999篇了？
continue...
"Hey,momy,does dad's also taste like a peanut"?
"I don't think so".
"Then...how's it"?
"Taste like M&m chocolate i think..."
"Why"?
"Only dissolve in your mouth but hands".
"Sounds great"!!
謝謝你的penis
我搶到10000篇了
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