Re: [問題] 國外回來的女生

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※ 引述《bbsbattle179 (爆走早餐店)》之銘言：
: : 說到這個  老實說 我也是從國外回來的
: hear this , honestly , I came from foreign country too ...
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: : 我自認我說了一口流利的English
: I think I speak English very well.
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: : 每次到夜店 一進Door 就要Say
: Everytime when I went to pubs , the time crossing the door , I always said :
: "How do you do ?" I spoke loudly to let them know where I came from ...
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: : 每當一說完   總會有一堆妞往我身上貼了過來
: Everytime I finished my conversation , there were always lots of girls come
: to me
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: : 用他們超破爛的English試著跟我溝通
: and trid to have communications with me in poor English ...
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: : 我realy很度爛
: I really felt bad ... ("I feel so bad ." better)
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: : 她們這些低賤的人故意過來跟我裝熟
: It was sucks because they thought we are friends ...
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: : 我受不了的時候 總是會說
: When I was running out of my patience , I always said :
: "Go away ! Shit !" then shown them get out , told them get off my face
: ("Go away ! Bitch !" better)
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: : 但是 她們一聽到我說English 馬上又說  好帥喔!  哇 ABC耶
: but the time they heard the conversation in English of mine...
: they said "Oh my god , You are so handsome!! Are you ABC ?"
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: : 我不屑她們的阿諛奉承  妳以為妳那種低賤的B 能被我的巨洋砲捅嗎?
: I give a shit about what they are talking about ...
: Did you think suck as you can be fucked by my American dick ?
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: : 我 FUCK 妳媽的   每次 Happy Happy的去夜店 都會被那群低賤的妞纏上
: I fuck your mother ...
: ("Fuck your mother" better)
: Everytime go to pubs with happy feelings ... I always meet bitches...
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: : 於是我甩上Door逕自騎著我的Mazda3的Giant型號走了
: So I closed the door and got on my motocycle Mazda3 Giant and go away...
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: : 衷心希望夜店的Woman能檢點一點
: Woman應該是Women才對...
: Trully hope that women in pubs can think more about themselves...
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: 拜託你有這樣的英文程度再說你是ABC吧...囧rz...
: 我不是abc ^_^...
我也不是abc ^_+...

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