Re: [問題] 國外回來的女生

[everygay (約翰藍儂)]

: 說到這個  老實說 我也是從國外回來的
  Say below this,old reality say,I too yes from country out come's

: 我自認我說了一口流利的English
  I self know I say's one mouth flow knife's english

: 每次到夜店 一進Door 就要Say
  beauty bite below night shop,one in old say

: :How DO You DO?    我故意說的很大聲  讓大家知道我喝過洋墨水
   how do you do?    I causes mean say's very big sound,let big home know I drink pass US black water

: 每當一說完   總會有一堆妞往我身上貼了過來
  when one say over,have one lot girls come I body hang's pass come

: 用他們超破爛的English試著跟我溝通
  use thier super broken's english try to follow me say

: 我realy很度爛
  I realy very DU-LAN

: 她們這些低賤的人故意過來跟我裝熟
  they these low-priced's people causes mean pass come follow me pack cooked

: 我受不了的時候 總是會說
  I thin no's's time always say

: :Go Away ! Shit !   並且揮一揮手示意要她們滾開 叫她們那些garbage遠離我視線
  Go Away! Shit!  and smash one smash hand mean want they roll open
                  call they these garbage far away my eye line

: 但是 她們一聽到我說English 馬上又說  好帥喔!  哇 ABC耶
  but they one listen I say English horse on again say, good handsome,wow ABC yeah

: 我不屑她們的阿諛奉承  妳以為妳那種低賤的B 能被我的巨洋砲捅嗎?
  I no shit thier A-U-FON-TRON,you feel you type of low-priced's B, can let my huge US gun jab?

: 我 FUCK 妳媽的   每次 Happy Happy的去夜店 都會被那群低賤的妞纏上
  I fuck your MOM's, every happy happy's go night shop
                     city let a lot low -priced girl fuck

: 於是我甩上Door逕自騎著我的Mazda3的Giant型號走了
  fish yes I shut door and ride my Mazda3's Giant model go's

: 衷心希望夜店的Woman能檢點一點
  I truly my heart night shop's women can check point a little

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