Re: 請問一下吹簫為什麼要比喻成口交

作者fjumonkey (一起看著雲發呆吧)

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標題Re: 請問一下吹簫為什麼要比喻成口交

時間Wed Apr 12 21:08:53 2006

※ 引述《GYBE (～狂戀紹偉～)》之銘言： : ※ 引述《fdfdfdfd51 (.....)》之銘言： : : 奇怪,你國小是沒上過音樂課嗎? : : 吹直笛的時候,老師不都叫你把舌頭用力頂住直笛的那個洞? : : 這不就跟口交要用舌頭纏繞馬眼一樣嗎? : : 吹簫跟吹直笛原理應該差不多 : : 所以吹簫跟口交的原理應該差不多... : 兒歌紫竹調 : 一根紫竹直苗苗，送給寶寶做管簫， : 簫兒對正口，口兒對正簫，簫中吹出時興調， : 小寶寶一滴滴睡著了，小寶寶一滴滴睡著了，啊～～～。 ..... ....... (老是PO這種回答文很容易讓人家以為我是變態色魔....) 其實我只是剛好知道典故而已 ^^b 其實這是相傳很久很久以前一個員外姓陸有一獨子 (名:卡卡) 剛滿16歲時就與青梅竹馬的鄰居漢家小女兒 (名:鮑鮑) 成親了.... 因為古代人早婚雙方又沒經驗爹親娘親特地交代兒子在洞房花燭夜時以這首歌來提醒自己如何帶領剛過門的寶貝媳婦兒.... 西斯大首播2 http://0rz.net/c11fb 請先點音樂一根直竹只尿尿寶貝~ ⊙ ⊙ ＞＜ ▼▼▼▼ //////// ▲▲▲▲ ████ / \ ╰██╯ | |￣ ) ( 送給鮑鮑做管蕭送妳..別客氣~ ⊙ ＞＜ ▼▼ //////// ▲▲ ████ ╰ ╰██╯ ) )￣ ) ( 蕭兒對正口~~ 口兒對正蕭~~ ⊙ ▼▼ ▲▲ ＜ ╰ //////▌ ) )￣ ◢██▌ ╰██ ╰╰ 蕭中吹出～ ′ ▼▼ 　 ▲▲ ＜ ╰ //////▌ ) ) ▇███▌ ╰██ ╰╰ 濕腥屌～齁齁~ ′ ζ ▼▼ ︴ ▲▲ ＜︴ ╰ //////▌ ) ) ▇███▌ ╰██ ╰╰ 小鮑鮑依爹依爹學會搖＜ )) (( //////▌ ███▌ ＞＜ /██ )) ⊙ ＞＜ ╯ ≦ ██︿ ▅▅▅▅ 小鮑鮑依爹依爹學會搖＜ )) (( //////▌ ███▌ ＞＜ /██ )) ⊙ ＞＜ ╯ ≦ ██︿ ▅▅▅▅ -- http://www.wretch.cc/album/fjumonkey -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.162.78.157

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