作者OTZ (......囧)
看板sex
標題Re: 笑死我了
時間Sun Jan 14 02:21:34 2007
import java.io.*;
import java.util.Scanner;
public class main
{
public static void main(String[] args) throws IOException
{
String name;
int bank_balance,
penis_length,
height,
appearance;
Girl girls;
Scanner man_list = new Scanner(new File("seekers.txt"));
//
// Define intput data format
// (str)姓名 (int)帳戶餘額 (int)老二長度 (int)身高
// (int)長相評分百分比
// Spare by space
//
name = man_list.next();
bank_balance = man_list.nextInt();
penis_length = man_list.nextInt();
height = man_list.nextInt();
apperance = man_list.nextInt();
girls.Beauty(name,bank_balance,penis_length,height,apperance);
girls.Normal(name,bank_balance,penis_length,height,apperance);
girls.Dragon(name,bank_balance,penis_length,height,apperance);
}
}
class Girl
{
int girls_reserved_level = 100,
wet_level = 0;
Seek try;
public void Beauty(String name,int bank_balance,int penis_length,
int height,int apperance){
if (apperance > 90)
girls_reserved_level -= 100;
if (height > 180)
girls_reserved_level -= 30;
if (bank_balance > 500000)
girls_reserved_level -= 60;
if (penis_length > 30)
girls_reserved_level -= 30;
wet_level = apperance - girls_reserved_level + penis_length;
try.Boyfriend(girls_reserved_level);
try.Sex(wet_level);
}
public void Normal(String name,int bank_balance,int penis_length,
int height,int apperance){
if (apperance > 50)
girls_reserved_level -= 100;
if (height > 170)
girls_reserved_level -= 30;
if (bank_balance > 50000)
girls_reserved_level -= 60;
if (penis_length > 15)
girls_reserved_level -= 30;
wet_level = apperance - girls_reserved_level + penis_length;
try.Boyfriend(girls_reserved_level);
try.Sex(wet_level);
}
public void Dragon(String name,int bank_balance,int penis_length,
int height,int apperance){
wet_level = apperance * height * bank_balance * penis_length;
girls_reserved_level = 0;
try.Boyfriend(girls_reserved_level);
try.Sex(wet_level);
}
}
class Seek {
public void Boyfriend (int level){
if (level < 0)
System.out.println("我要一輩子跟著你＞／／＜..");
else if (level < 50)
System.out.println("恩...好害羞喔.............");
else
System.out.println("你是好人!.................");
}
public void Sex (int wet_level){
if (wet_level > 400)
System.out.println("阿阿阿阿....");
else if (wet_level > 200)
System.out.println("恩恩恩恩....");
else if (wet_level > 100)
System.out.println("討厭........");
else
System.out.println("幹!....變態!");
}
}
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