Re: A story of broken love.

[kk123 (不是一巴掌，就是一輩子)]

※ 引述《ohhel1 (幹,不讓你註冊!你這白痴)》之銘言：
: Susan；Hey! Jack, how long is you penis?
         Hey！傑克，你的陰莖有多長啊？
: Jack；Why did you ask me about that?
        你為什麼這麼問呢？
: Susan；Come on, I want to know.
         別這樣嘛，我想知道。
: Jack；It's 15 centimeters.
        １５公分
: Susan；Wow~ It's so long, I want to see if I can, may I?
         哇～　好長喔，我能不能看看啊？
: Jack；Of course, here you are.
        當然，（掏出洨雞雞）
: Susan；Wow~ God~ Oh~ So great~ It's so log that I can't touch it fully.
         哇～天啊～噢～好棒啊～　它好長喔以致於我不能掌握它。
: Jack；Would you like it to be harder?
        你想要讓它更硬些嗎？
: Susan；How to do?  (some suctorial sounds)
         要怎麼作呢？（一邊說，一邊用舌頭舔著嘴巴）
: Jack；Use your tongue to slightly attach it, and then wave it at at least
:       1000 Hz frequency.
        用你的嘴巴輕輕地含著它，然後，以最少1000Hz的頻率來回抽動
        （喵的咧～不燒起來才怪）

: Susan；~~~~~~~~~~

: Jack；Oh~ Ya~ Great!
        好爽～
: Susan；I did it, but why it is still soft?
　　　　我造作了，可是它怎麼還是軟趴趴？
: Jack；Because you didn't adjust the frequency of your waving tongue, be faster.
        因為你沒有調整你嘴巴抽動的頻率，再快點些～
: Susan；Like this?  (with fast waving)
        像這樣子嗎？（快速的抽動）
: Jack；Ya, don't stop.
        耶～　不要停。
: Susan；Wow, it's getting harder and harder, warmer and warmer, and longer and
:        longer. Funny!!!
        哇～　它變的越來越大，越來越熱，越來越長了，好好玩喔～
: Jack；Does it taste delicious?
        它嚐起來好吃嗎？
: Susan；Yap, like a hotdog. Testes so good.
        耶～　像是熱狗一樣，好吃極了。
: [Suddenly, Ennis is coming into the room]
        忽然，Ennis進來房間了
: Ennis；What are you doing there?
        恁是咧幹啥洨？（操台語口音）
: Susan；...........。____。

: Jack；.......冏/*\
        傑克秀出了他的菊花給Ennis看。
: Ennis；Get out here, Susan how can you do that for me?
:        You're my female friend, but how can you do that for my lover?
         你給我滾！Susan你怎麼可以這麼對我？
         你是我女朋友（應該是girl friend才對），但你怎麼可以跟我的愛人作愛呢？
         （喵的咧～　斷背山）　
: Susan；Are you blind?  I think you envy such a fellatrix, do you?
        你青眠喔？（操台語口音）　我認為你妒忌一個吸吮陰莖的女人，是嗎？
: Ennis；Get out here, you'd harmed my love.
        滾！你傷了我的愛人了。
: Jack；......冏/∮\
        （這個不會翻...Orz）
: Ennis；Jack! Watch your asshole, it's ozzing.
        傑克！看看你的屁眼，它好像分泌出一些東西了耶～

: Susan；Okay, I don't want to interrupt you, take your time.
        好，我不打擾你了，善用你的時間。
: Jack；......冏/＊\
        傑克秀出了他的菊花
: Ennis；Jack, tell me what Sunan did for you?
        傑克，告訴我Susan對你作了什麼事？
: Jack；She served me, makes me excited, and .......
        她讓我很爽，令我刺激的很！
: Ennis；I can do what she can do. Especially something she can't do.
         她能作的，我也能作！　而且，有些事情是她不能作的
: Jack；Do what?
        什麼事？
: Ennis；Fuck you!
        抽插你！



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好累....Orz

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