[轉錄]剛在早餐店聽到的...

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標題[轉錄]剛在早餐店聽到的...

時間Thu Apr 6 17:50:45 2006

※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: erwi (sCuTum) 看板: StupidClown 標題: 剛在早餐店聽到的... 時間: Mon Apr 3 10:01:25 2006 時間就在剛剛我吃早餐的時候發生的笨事一位年約20的俏麗女子用她纖纖細手拿起了一個蔬菜三明治...並付了20元後用美女慣用的輕盈步伐轉身離去的時候... 好心的老闆娘：小姐你的小陽具忘了拿（指一旁被放在門口的一隻小陽傘）我：冏我朋友們：冏冏冏冏冏受害者：冏(蔬菜三明治掉地上）老闆娘：小姐剛睡醒都忘東忘西的吼（親切又燦爛的神情） -- -- 老闆娘我是有聽過雨具...陽具不是用在這邊的吧>///< -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.224.78.153

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