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keepoo:不錯 推 03/30 02:41
sakanatsuki:操願為兒受罪,只求汝放過丕兒 03/30 02:44
polppk:但....有蜀這個國號時...曹操不是死了嗎??如果沒記錯的話 03/30 02:43
oceanway0620:推 03/30 02:44
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mikatsuki:"我插你愛丕喔!" 03/30 03:02
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longface:XD 03/30 03:08
imsai:不推不是人阿!! 03/30 03:08
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DevilVic:借轉虎爛 03/30 03:22
DevilVic:轉錄至看板 TigerBlue 03/30 03:23
mrxsimon:幹,為什麼我會笑得這麼開心~阿哈哈 03/30 03:26
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Eric0605:XD 03/30 03:29
york1987:XD 03/30 03:32
Mica88:XD 03/30 03:37
ligonsa:XD 03/30 03:39
michael5205:XD 03/30 03:39
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bonoo:笑死我了 03/30 03:45
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honeyney1120:太強了阿....... 03/30 04:07
BensonTu:哈ㄏㄏ 03/30 04:12
justwin:好北七 不過我笑了 03/30 04:15
jasonortiz:不推不行 笑死我了... 03/30 04:20
forwardgo:幹~有沒有這麼好笑 03/30 04:25
auralion:糜匿 字揖捂 因其任官於巴蜀 故 人稱 糜匿揖捂巴 03/30 04:22
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g21412:超強 03/30 09:16
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Asvaghosa:xd 03/30 09:44
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ePaper:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 12:24
auspiceeye:金北七...不過原PO的國文造詣真不錯 03/30 12:25
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lcp411:應該要m 03/30 16:17
Darkword1987:m啦m啦m啦~~ 03/30 16:39
FISHM:轉錄至看板 CSMU-MED95 03/30 17:23
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leozheng:幹 好北七喔 XD 03/30 17:55
STANLEY730:簡直可以列入教育部的國文課本了 XD 03/30 17:57
DeltaEcho:沒錯,確實可以列入...國文以及健康教育課本....XD 03/30 18:26