Re: [討論] 男友沒錢 我想嫁個有車有房的男人

[jerrylii (雪特立)]

之前美國craigslist出現好笑的文章:

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What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 100 - 150. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 150,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.



然後就有人答覆:

THE ANSWER

Dear Pers-:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard tobelieve that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

____________
Rob Campbell
J.P.Morgan
Diversified Industrials Investment Banking
277 Park Avenue, 16/F, New York , NY 10172





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: ※ 引述《bryansun (宅男2號)》之銘言：
: : 嗯
: : 很正常
: : 哥哥有錢..
:     每次看到這種文章
:     都不知道兩性平等到哪裡去了?
:     如果妳不懂愛 從來都沒有做到對對方像對自己一樣好 甚至更好
:     拿妳就別跟他在一起好了 = =
:     好啦 既然這是sex版 講這個就沒什麼道理了 ~
:     不知道妳來sex版發表這種文章是要討戰還是來反串
:     X的 男人就一定要養女人嗎
:     要過幸福快樂的日子一定要靠老公賺錢給妳花嗎?
:     不要說什麼爸爸媽媽養妳很辛苦 花了很多錢
:     我爸爸媽媽也養我養得很辛苦  花了很多錢阿
:     立足點好像是平等的耶~
:     想要幸福 為什麼不靠自己去爭取
:     陪你10年比不上口袋有錢
:     說真的 一個23歲的男人 不靠家裡 是能有錢到哪裡去?
:     還有車有房沒貸款勒
:     我有樂高積木 模型搖控軌道車 外加一隻恐龍  有沒有很棒?
:     保證不貸款~
:     說難聽一點  想用青春去換有錢老公
:     跟為了LV包出賣自己肉體的援妹是一樣的
:     只不過妳對象固定又便宜了點而已 這樣有沒有比較開心
:     X的哪個男人會一直願意花錢在同一個援妹身上
:     尤其她會一年比一年老
:     如果妳懂的用你的優勢去換幸福
:     就最好不要希望等你的優勢不見時 幸福一起不見 男人順便跑去外面玩玩玩~
:     X 10年耶 = = 十年的感情不說到一文不值 妳男朋友現在應該綠光罩頂了吧~
:     就這樣 愛睏了突然間不知道該打些什麼 明天睡飽有想到再打 = =
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