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rocfrank:是玉兔嗎? 09/23 15:11
hchs31705:阿姆斯壯? 09/23 15:12
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henrybears:TIGERBLUE XDDDD 09/23 15:21
popobear31:有笑有推 09/23 15:22
IamJack1:所以你還有幹了幾隻兔子吧!!!! 09/23 15:22
e17688:所以吳肛也是你.....了解!!!! 09/23 15:24
Winson1017:轉錄至看板 KS98-302 09/23 15:27
aray81205:幹超屌 09/23 15:27
beartim:還轉到雄中班版去XD 09/23 15:30
HSTim:推幹兔子 09/23 15:34
EricXD:虧你想得到 09/23 15:36
djinn:是吳剛!!! 09/23 15:36
GriefSeed:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 15:39
XOEX:你為什麼要幹吳剛 09/23 15:40
baychi999:虧你有創意XD 09/23 15:44
followwar:吳剛表示:刺刺的 09/23 15:47
LabaK:原PO:吾肛吳剛 09/23 15:48
littleaoc:有創意 09/23 15:49
peggy820920:廢文大賽開始了嗎XD? 09/23 15:50
ben316316f:(σ。▽。)σ 09/23 15:51
hisped: 我以為是玉兔哩.......XXXXXXXXXXXXXXD 09/23 15:52
motai:吳先生也是被妳.... 09/23 15:54
samlovejolin:幹..超有創意 09/23 15:55
a19820901:幹 超好笑y 09/23 15:56
iDiLiP:COOL 09/23 15:57
darkmasaki:應景推XD 09/23 16:01
ekpyrosis:你騙人 阿姆斯壯上去看了 沒有啊! 09/23 16:11
lalabass:吳剛我笑了 09/23 16:13
windlins:后羿射吳剛 09/23 16:16
chram:這個只能推了 09/23 16:22
q5212:吾剛剛肛吳剛 09/23 16:23
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frtyk:這篇太好笑了 09/23 16:30
TKWdEmoN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/23 16:31
KAMESANMA:吳剛被你肛過才改名的嗎? 09/23 16:32
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yiofchess:好蠢!太好笑了 09/23 16:36
veddiet:開始相信你了 09/23 16:37
narwhale:靠北 09/23 16:39
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nonfly:推好文 09/23 16:41
jym962370:原來這就是嫦娥奔月的由來XDDDDDDDD 09/23 16:44
livilivilivi:拜 09/23 16:47
HaveYou:沒人發現"免"子 09/23 17:02
tovshang:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 17:07
OneCar:阿姆斯壯也是你另一段故事嘛? 09/23 17:09
howshaw:XDD 09/23 17:16
rubidus:有應景有笑有推 09/23 17:19
jin172:有笑有推 09/23 17:34
Sforever:100分 09/23 17:34
malaimo:XD 09/23 17:36
babaluu:XDDDDDDD 09/23 17:42
Armuu:XDD 09/23 17:43
lithaimo:XD 09/23 17:49
edias:情不自禁的想跟你說中秋節快樂 XDDDDD 09/23 17:50
KEN77929:我開始相信你了 09/23 17:54
JShark:超級好笑 09/23 17:54
tsl3333:幹 有創意XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 17:56
bao0211:好好笑 XD 09/23 17:56
finn138159:哈哈有創意 可是"免"子是哪招? 09/23 18:01
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Min70916:XDDDDDD 09/23 18:01
azer7890:中秋節快樂 09/23 18:02
space20021:免子XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 18:11
space20021:我的笑點好奇怪XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 18:11
pennymarkfox:我大笑 哈哈哈 09/23 18:14
david13587:幹你娘這個有效點 09/23 18:16
Harute:幹好智障 XDDD 09/23 18:18
settier:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 18:18
Zenkyo:中秋節快樂 09/23 18:21
star0275:幹有夠應景XD 09/23 18:21
blackteasart:應景 滿分! 09/23 18:35
yobi:XD 09/23 18:37
inuwanwan:XD 09/23 18:48
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crazysmall8:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 18:54
mattiswe098:應景給推 09/23 18:57
melolove:推應景 哈哈 09/23 19:09
marimbagou:金戈鐵馬表示:額額額額額額 09/23 19:17
suPerFlyK: 推 呵呵 09/23 19:22
b95236:超應景XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 19:24
octboy1978:酷!! 09/23 19:26
FrankLP:讚 09/23 19:28
dl4ulxo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 19:29
outsmart33:XDDDDDDDDD 09/23 19:30
dan61409:xdddddddddddddddd 09/23 19:34
lllddd21: 覺得不棒可以嘘吧 09/23 19:36
awayaway:原來大家搞錯了,砍樹的是"吾肛" 09/23 19:44
e23882:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 19:46
larry8550:XDDDD 09/23 19:47
itaiitai:XDDDD 09/23 19:51
tsctao:XD 09/23 19:58
gn02307328:很北七,可是我大笑了 XD 09/23 20:21
akida:那年代替吳剛被射上去的...是一個被稱為吾肛的舊部... 09/23 20:27
lavon:靠北我笑了 09/23 20:46
venroxas:幹 廢到很好笑 09/23 21:01
EastC:幾霸婚 09/23 21:05
wangattack:XD 09/23 21:18
EmptySmile:幾爸婚! 09/23 21:37
flyoverthemo:吾剛剛肛吳剛XDDD 09/23 21:48
welf:ha 有笑 給推~ 09/23 21:56
sinfe:幹有笑 給你推 09/23 21:58
WEIKUNG:這梗不是超久了嗎... 09/23 22:20
mjnaoki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 22:22
cyberridder:幫騙 09/23 22:29
mrgamer:讚 09/23 22:52
cavalier206:XDDDDDDD 09/23 22:58
austintsou: 09/23 22:59
icechocolate:靠邀 笑了 09/23 23:12
ciccio: 09/23 23:15
dsilver:XDDDDD 09/23 23:17
HsuKathy:幹 笑了 09/23 23:20
IROIKYO:幹 笑到噴淚了... 09/23 23:20
willen80:超有梗!! 09/23 23:25
cyrlt:轉錄至看板 joke 09/23 23:26
cyrlt:借轉JOKE XDDDD 09/23 23:26
pvn:滿好笑的XD 09/23 23:28
iiippp:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 09/23 23:30
wj790418:100分!!! 09/23 23:33
OHMYJEHOVAH:有應景 給推! 09/23 23:34
rsy:難得看到短篇又充滿笑點的~有創意 09/23 23:34
im5566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 23:34
lazyfrog:太瞎了 XDDD 09/23 23:42
bewritten:北爛XD 09/23 23:44
t77133562003:幹 滿分 09/23 23:44
eqmblcor:滿好笑的 09/24 00:10
hunterken:XDDDDDDD 09/24 00:19
addqw:is a joke XDDDDDDD 09/24 00:32
jackson517:你太厲害 09/24 00:45
gemini2010:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/24 00:51
victorshu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/24 00:54
MICtaiwan:有笑有推 09/24 00:57
seeyouhell:我開始相信你了 09/24 01:00
cigs:有笑有推 09/24 01:02
wtao:joke!!!!! 09/24 01:17
bvckk:幹 好好笑 09/24 02:00
taiwan71924:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/24 02:04
dear0804:XD 09/24 02:36
xoorz:忽然有點搞混這是西斯還是就可了= = 09/24 06:21
shytube602:太好笑了哈哈哈 09/24 08:20
robart:吳肛 跟 兔子 都被你肛上月球了 XDDD 09/24 09:01
johnnyz:大笑給推XDD 09/24 09:32
a2156700:... 09/24 09:56
kusoyaya:幹超好笑 09/24 10:11
kenopy:應景推 09/24 10:35
wuii0306:神好笑 09/24 10:41
sunluna:難怪月亮上到處都是洞 都是你弄的啦!! 09/24 11:41
tenninetall:吾肛... 09/24 12:39
nvalue:XDDDDDDDDD 09/24 13:08
darktime:難怪月亮上到處都是洞 都是你弄的啦!! 09/24 13:52
hyhydiky:所以太陽有黑子也是你打手槍造成的吧 09/24 14:03
miliis:嘴角好不爭氣.........只好推了 09/24 14:14
wwz:不推不行了 XD 09/24 14:18
arashikei314:也太好笑了XD 09/24 14:50
hilfigerwang:笑死我了 09/24 14:57
fox999:有笑有推 09/24 16:03
lupus780:幹 很好笑哦 09/24 16:52
iftheone:有笑有推 09/24 17:27
bm061596:嘴角不動如山 09/24 18:57
raxe0001:XD 09/24 19:04
dlamyan:靠北~~~我肚子好痛~~~~XD 09/24 19:30
justzick:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/24 19:59
oceanasd:DDDDDDDDDDD 09/24 20:08
skywillams:笑~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/24 20:36
math79: 09/24 20:41
kidboy619:超好笑的 09/24 20:49
kidboy619:怎麼沒人轉JOKE? 09/24 20:49
kidboy619:看到了 >"< 哈 09/24 20:52
ufo123413:xDDDDDDDDDD 09/24 22:25
savenckugo:吳剛本來不叫吳剛,是因為被原PO肛才去戶政事務所改名 09/24 23:07
skyant:有笑有推 還轉雄中班版 XDD 09/24 23:23
dada0405:嘴角上揚了 09/24 23:33
smonkey:噗哧 09/25 07:42
hhs780122:大笑XD 09/25 08:55
ienari:有才! 09/25 10:46
escrowdis:這我能不推嗎XDD 09/25 10:49
allpala:嫦娥噴月XD 09/25 16:03
hsf0318:當真是嫦娥噴月!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/25 16:57
icebobby:告非.雖然好像看過了.我的嘴角還是不爭氣的上揚了..給推! 09/25 17:26
wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/25 22:31
handsomeKim:XD 09/26 00:16
m8a2s0o4n23:幹太應景了吧 09/26 00:32
Parara:有效友推 09/26 13:00
ernest1018:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈! 09/26 16:13
Derp:還好... 09/26 22:14
ss163500:爆 09/26 23:27
AloRaiVet:幹 超好笑!!!! XDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/27 03:23
f222051618:XD 09/27 23:19
microsoft63:以後想去太空 觀光就找你是吧? 09/28 11:28
prog:超好笑..不過還是廢文 09/28 14:57
jimmyhero:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 11:53
nanothing:有笑有推XDDDD 09/30 21:02