精華區beta sttmountain 關於我們 聯絡資訊
因為我強者朋友抗議 所以修改一下 以下是轉錄我強者,正妹,辣妹朋友的經歷 ps 他說他瘦很多了. ps2 他終於想起他早餐吃什麼了........ ---------------------------------------------------- 今天第一次買KFC的早餐 龜毛的我根本無法下決定 看了menu半天之後 決定問店員「哪個比較好吃啊?」 他忽然從"歡迎光臨"的熱情模式冷卻 東看看 西瞧瞧 觀察一番左右環境之後 小心翼翼 前傾身體靠近我 小小聲的說 "麥當勞比較好吃" "麥當勞比較好吃" "麥當勞比較好吃" 我整個傻眼 最後決定點個"燒餅"之類的 因為是單點 還滿貴的 結帳之後 他又更小聲的說 "在麥當勞都可以點一個餐了" 肯德基爺爺都QQ了 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.30.84
magice:他是間諜... 07/29 14:02
SKlee:我笑了... 07/29 14:03
vincent0911x:還挺好笑的................................. 07/29 14:04
shibawang:滿傻眼的... 07/29 14:04
RobinsonCano:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 14:04
AJAPPLE:五樓get 07/29 14:04
AJAPPLE:幹~~ 07/29 14:04
vincent0911x:是LOB CANO~~ 07/29 14:04
wyne:店員大冒險輸了嗎 07/29 14:05
bicycleman:KFC早餐哪來的燒賣??? 你是賣當當派來打廣告的吧?! 07/29 14:06
checkitoutyo:值得推見 07/29 14:06
fish510468:不是燒餅嘛!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 14:07
AJAPPLE: 原po(小小聲):我是這家KFC的股東~ 07/29 14:07
ch0711:好笑!! 07/29 14:08
s11012002:這店員有趣! 07/29 14:08
t001t: 還 滿 屌 的 07/29 14:09
qwe760209: 笨點在原PO的燒賣??? 07/29 14:09
winer2794:哈哈哈 我笑了 07/29 14:10
ASCL:是112校門口那家嗎?改天試試 07/29 14:11
kkii5566:其實我也想對應徵eleven的工讀生說 別來 你會後悔! 07/29 14:12
guhong:他是隔壁派來的 07/29 14:16
danhom:其實我也想對大家說 不要去 某家廣告很智障的超市 應徵 07/29 14:16
slory3003:店員:我都在麥當勞吃完早餐再來上班 07/29 14:19
aiien61will:麥當當:最近形象不好 決定實施b計畫 07/29 14:22
leokind:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 14:23
Hans14:XDDD 好個藍藍路臥底 07/29 14:23
anan1564:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 14:23
welia:是間諜XD 07/29 14:23
SeTeVen:嘴角失守,推!! 07/29 14:24
siseablue:我今天早上才遇到一樣的事ˊˋ 07/29 14:24
BlackMatrix:好好笑!!!! 07/29 14:25
orfeo20306:等等記得回去看他還在不在 07/29 14:25
apple74820:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 14:26
jacky7987:這超好笑的XDDDD 07/29 14:26
phase901:店員拿下肯德基的面具,原來他是__________! 07/29 14:26
danhom: Waterman 07/29 14:27
jacky1990b: 漢堡王 07/29 14:27
※ 編輯: tocute 來自: 140.112.30.84 (07/29 14:30)
liskero: 有內奸!! 停止交易! (/‵Д′)/~ ╧╧ 07/29 14:31
danhom:編輯了 還是沒有把燒賣改掉耶 07/29 14:32
khkhs:黃金比例燒賣.. 07/29 14:34
jou0129:正妹圖咧 07/29 14:35
SHENLE:超好笑的哈阿哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 14:35
winner10936:XD 好誠實的店員!!! 他是Xman!!! 07/29 14:40
amozartea:fire他!!! 07/29 14:40
※ 編輯: tocute 來自: 140.112.30.84 (07/29 14:43)
kenshin078:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 07/29 14:42
danhom: fire in the hole 07/29 14:43
CE15:B計畫很酷 07/29 14:44
icemanjp:你這臥底~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 07/29 14:45
kid1412cs:超好笑 07/29 14:47
hcldesmond:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 14:49
dan777:哈哈哈哈XDDD 07/29 14:49
icemanjp:原PO是不是太久沒吃燒邁阿 ???? 07/29 14:50
jessica69568:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 14:51
iampinso:XDDD 07/29 14:51
setomoku:爺爺哭哭XD 07/29 14:55
Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 15:03
DenRu:長江一號 你的任務圓滿達成! 07/29 15:03
Vanquze:店員金雞掰= = 07/29 15:04
GJman:哈哈哈哈哈 天哪 這太好笑了啦 07/29 15:04
Iampenguin:對不起 我是臥底 07/29 15:08
Keo:內奸阿 哈哈哈哈 07/29 15:10
ts00135777:我快笑死了 XD 07/29 15:11
viennenne:XDDDD 07/29 15:14
porterlevis:哈哈哈XD 07/29 15:15
ting0308:麥當勞明明就很難吃 ~___________~ 07/29 15:15
audreynico:還是麥當勞叔叔行 07/29 15:18
smellorange:XD 07/29 15:18
usercl6:麥當勞早餐好吃+1 07/29 15:22
noahxran:哈哈哈哈 爺爺要哭了 07/29 15:22
mamage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 15:24
steven0121:科科 07/29 15:25
fourever:店員誠實 幫他推一個 XDDDD 07/29 15:26
happy8315:XDDDD不過麥當勞早餐真的比較好吃 07/29 15:26
happiness23:哈哈 好可愛的店員一枚喔 07/29 15:30
Galaxysilver:店員的答案太好笑了XD 最後還來一句murmur 07/29 15:31
danny0210:XD 07/29 15:32
icemanjp:CC 07/29 15:32
pennyty:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 15:34
kavynic:是想要把你朋友吧~哈哈 不過我覺得KFC早餐還蠻好吃的啊 07/29 15:35
yinchi1217:誠實XD 07/29 15:36
blues520:結果店員上班都在跳藍藍路 07/29 15:37
sherry8330:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 15:37
iris0829:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 15:39
tml7415:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 15:39
starsflower:這店員好誠實XDDDDDDDDD 07/29 15:39
qw12320:XDDDDDDDD 07/29 15:43
asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 15:45
weekends:推老實的店員 叔叔的還是比較好XD 07/29 15:47
aimitsuki:XDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 15:49
InaLiang:今天早上我外婆才外帶了一個燒餅給我@@ 07/29 15:49
snakylin:樓上的外婆好溫馨喔... 07/29 15:51
ShadyDog:哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!我笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 15:51
uno543:有笑有推 XDDDD 07/29 15:54
LenLee:我是覺得早餐是叔叔賣的比較好吃啦,其他的爺爺的比較好吃 07/29 15:55
catwen:XDDDDDD 07/29 15:58
caspar33: 其他的爺爺的比較好吃 07/29 15:58
memalina:所以店員上班前 會先去叔叔那吃早餐嗎 XDD 07/29 15:58
fredjedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 15:59
love5566best:XDD 07/29 15:59
TaigerWang:店員:靠北哦 07/29 16:00
TaigerWang:不 應該是KFC爺爺罵才對 07/29 16:01
erasermyself:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 16:01
Monsoon:他一定有被老闆剝削 07/29 16:09
flowerluni: 天哪 這太好笑了啦 07/29 16:10
Knicks:XDDDDDD 07/29 16:12
passmina:想認識他呢 呵 07/29 16:12
r2238:哈 麥當當派來的 07/29 16:12
bigrhino:嘴角上揚了XDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 16:12
upbed:內奸XDDDDDD 07/29 16:12
devilcavalry:天啊 我大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太寶了這個工讀生 07/29 16:13
dieman:99 07/29 16:13
tkdmaf:討厭啦!剛推過不讓我爆了這篇! 07/29 16:14
dieman:.... 靠杯 好像是我爆了 07/29 16:15
honours:該不會他隔天就要離職了吧 07/29 16:15
ghast159:反串成功 07/29 16:17
lzhhilly:店員:我上班之前都去叔叔那裡吃早餐的 07/29 16:17
RuvenFilnir:XDDDDDD 07/29 16:19
Abric:有內間! 07/29 16:19
r930208:好過份的店員喔XDDDDDD (不過好誠實) 07/29 16:22
bicycleman:強者,正妹,辣妹朋友的圖呢?! 07/29 16:22
spiritsoul71:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 16:26
chivalry70:推蟹堡王的華堡 07/29 16:28
aikobz:還蠻好笑的~~ 07/29 16:31
also500:麥當當價錢真的比較便宜(認真) 店員:我才剛在麥當當吃早餐 07/29 16:33
cloudisaac:XD 07/29 16:38
Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 16:38
Thisisnotptt:PS3:很想買 PS4:還沒出 07/29 16:38
neawen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這個店員夠酷XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 16:42
seeladys:店員洗災今靠悲 07/29 16:48
audreynico:叔叔的薯條好吃 07/29 16:49
rogerhsu:XDDDDDDDDDDD...........推版標>>>媽…我在這裡 07/29 16:53
blackbelt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 16:56
eg5209999:XDDDDD 好好笑 07/29 17:14
erasdfer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 17:14
lumis888:身在曹營心在漢啊, 小小年紀工讀就學林毅夫呀?!(煙) 07/29 17:14
icehorng:這就是叔叔與爺爺的差別啊 07/29 17:15
evelyn055:看來店員當初是應徵錯地方了(筆記) 真是誠實阿XD 07/29 17:23
gerg:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 17:26
ariel0916:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這麼老實 07/29 17:30
Howard0926:KFC爺爺別哭阿~~~ 07/29 17:32
jnf72727:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 17:39
s902131:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 17:41
banzai221:店員很中肯 07/29 18:03
orange813:他一定是間諜XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 18:05
ayakashen:這個早看過了說....= = 07/29 18:12
fromwilda:XD 07/29 18:13
dcqip:爆啦~~ 07/29 18:16
rocksowhat:XDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑!!!!! 07/29 18:21
HeavenCry:樓上張爸~ 07/29 18:33
iifan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 很中肯啊 07/29 18:51
denis79228:他好誠實= = 07/29 18:55
presea:店員身在曹營心在漢 XDDDD 07/29 19:03
ice2240580:推店員 07/29 19:06
osmallo:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈快笑死XDDDDDDDDD 07/29 19:06
mbmax323:這個被肯德基查出來...會被炒魷魚的 07/29 19:12
yunchopper:這店員好可愛:D 07/29 19:13
azxcsky:店員:我是麥當勞派來的! 07/29 19:33
tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 19:35
csfp:想轉速食版 原PO請問可以轉文嗎? 07/29 19:42
yo05978:嘴腳不小心的揚了起來 07/29 19:45
l0955367612:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 19:58
IOUIOUIOU:哈哈哈 07/29 19:58
lockup1217:推,店員中肯 07/29 20:05
angelacanfly:戳中我的笑點阿!! 07/29 20:06
turtleqqq:超好笑! 不過炸雞肯德基比較好吃 07/29 20:19
en90508:這個好笑XDDDDD 07/29 20:20
k901167:有奸細! 07/29 20:20
ashura1234:笑死了XD 07/29 20:33
a766242001:哈 有笑有推 07/29 20:34
beowulf:XD 07/29 20:34
banban612:XDDDD有笑有推 07/29 20:35
avrilrock:真假= = 07/29 20:35
remix1024: 麥當勞比較好吃 07/29 20:39
nemaamen:奸細呀~~!!XD 07/29 20:44
oliver8283:KFC爺爺:我只想當個好人 07/29 20:47
yuyame:哈~~他太誠實了! 07/29 20:49
sheep79119:推XD 07/29 20:54
jerrybig:麥當勞的工讀生 07/29 20:55
dcjun:要再教育!!他還是太明顯了~ 07/29 20:55
FANNYFISH:XDDDDDDD 07/29 20:57
ZhengGirl:爆吧~~ 07/29 20:57
capitalism:爆吧 07/29 20:58
tranquilee:好好笑!!! 不過我覺麥當勞好難吃@@ 07/29 21:20
pdvsyy:好優秀的店員=ˇ= 07/29 21:39
rockrige:可是麥當勞比較毒也 07/29 21:41
duck0823:XDDDDDD GJ 07/29 21:45
shayne5626:前提是要讓人討圖的嗎XD 07/29 21:48
itismeow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 21:48
piaomiao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 21:49
asdf1208:好個藍藍路臥底... 07/29 21:50
atomupizza47:XDDDDDD 注意看他制服脫下是不是刻著我愛藍藍路 07/29 21:52
Plumpy:...................XDDDDDDDD 07/29 22:05
peepers:超傻眼吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 22:06
im5566:誠實!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 07/29 22:11
cashko:其實比較喜歡KEC的早餐XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 22:11
walker2009:XDDDD 07/29 22:15
princessmake:XD 07/29 22:33
mikechan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/29 22:45
danny0823:太誠實了XD 07/29 22:48
Theoldage:這是商業間諜啊!!XDD 07/29 22:49
AaliyahTsai:但我比較喜歡K的黃金屬燒餅耶 ~~~~ 07/29 23:08
AaliyahTsai:我到覺得麥當勞早餐選擇比較少~~哭哭 07/29 23:08