[閒聊] 莫非作戰定律(六)

[Seydlitz (TakeMeHome,CountryRoad )]

101. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.
奇怪的目標會吸引敵火-絕不要鬼鬼祟祟走在別人後面。
（火力的密度與目標的奇怪程度成正比！！）

102. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is
ordered to carry out.
指揮官越笨，他所要執行的任務就越重要。

103. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his
position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).
長官本身的重要性與其在指揮階層內職位的重要性成反比（與其狡猾和可惡成正比）。

104. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
總是會有方法，而且通常無效。

105. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the
General is watching.
成功的時候沒人看見，失敗的時候將軍就在一旁看著。
（在很多地方好像都是這樣。）

106. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an
unsecured channel.
敵人從不監聽你的無線電頻率，直到你在未加密的頻道中廣播。

107. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and
grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at
your feet.
當你的裝備在戰鬥中掉下，你的子彈和手榴彈總是掉在最遠的地方，便當盒總是
掉在你腳邊。

108. As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains.
當你在戰場上吃到熱食時就會下雨。

109. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
絕對不要告訴你的排副你沒事做。

110. The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional
to the distance to any form of cover.
在戰鬥中，你傷得越重，離任何掩體的距離就越遠

111. Walking point = sniper bait.
行進點＝狙擊手誘餌。
（這我有點不懂.....................可能要請有當狙擊手經驗的人來解說一下）

112. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching
that day.
不想再繼續行軍下去的那點就是你的紮營地點。

113. If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is
usually a stupid solution.
如果在戰場上只能找到一個解決問題的方法，那它通常是一個愚蠢的方法。

114. Radios function perfectly until you need fire support.
同第35條。

115. What gets you promoted from one rank gets you killed in the next rank.
讓你晉升的事情會讓你在下一個階級中陣亡。

116. Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.
奇特的目標會吸引敵火。你很奇特。

117. Your mortar barrage will put exactly one round on the intended target.
That round will be a dud.
如果你迫砲彈幕的第一發就準確命中目標，那一發一定是啞彈。

118. Mine fields are not neutral.
怎麼你又踩到地雷了?

119. The weight of your equipment is proportional to the time you have been
carrying it.
裝備的重量與你攜帶它的時間成正比。

120. Things that must be together to work can never be shipped together.
同第33條。


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推 CatzRule:應該是說狙擊手也是會龜在人多好走的點
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→ zseal:對我方來說  要節點一定會有狙擊手  那就是獵殺狙擊手的時機
→ zseal:對狙擊手來說  等在重要節點可以給對方壓力