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121. If you need an officer in a hurry take a nap.
如果你希望趕緊找到一個軍官，就打個瞌睡。
（不只是軍官，老師或老闆都可以這樣找。）
122. The effective killing radius is greater than the average soldier can
throw it.
一般士兵的投擲距離會比有效殺傷半徑還短。
123. Professionals are predictable, its the amateurs that are dangerous.
同第42條。
124. No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.
同第74條。
125. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
同第69條。
126. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
軍需官手上有的只有兩種尺寸：太大和太小。
127. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned
positions.
壓制火力只對已被放棄的防禦陣地有效。
128. When a front line soldier overhears two General Staff officers conferring,
he has fallen back too far.
如果一個前線士兵在無意間聽到兩個參謀軍官在討論事情，那他就退得太後面了。
129. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever
volunteer to do anything.
同第96條。
130. If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you.
如果你在一開始就失敗，未爆彈處理小組的工作可能不適合你。
131. Any ship can be a minesweeper . . . . once.
每一艘船都可以是掃雷艦……但只能用一次。
（同理可證，每一架飛機都可以是靶機，但只能用一次：每一部車輛都可以是除雷車
，也只能用一次；每一個人都可以是排雷兵，也是只能用一次。）
132. Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.
當你找不到敵人時，注意你的背後。
（永遠注意六點鐘方向。）
133. If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you
don't.
如果你發現排上其他弟兄都在你的後方，代表他們知道一些你所不知道的事。
134. The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional
to the distance to any form of cover.
同第110條。
135. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered
to carry out.
同第102條。
136. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend.
拔出插銷後，手榴彈就不是你的朋友。
137. When the enemy is closing, the artillery will always be too long.
當敵人接近時，砲兵就打得太遠。
138. Smart bombs have bad days too.
精靈炸彈也會失效。
139. Uncrating and assembly instructions are always inside the crate.
開箱與組裝的說明書總是放在箱子裡。
（說明書要放在箱子裡才不會在運送過程中遺失。）
140. If you have a personality conflict with your superior: he has the
personality, you have the conflict.
如果你與長官性格矛盾：他性格，你矛盾。
141. If you enter the CO's Presence with an idea, you will leave his
Presence with the CO's idea.
如果你帶著一個主意去見指揮官，出來時你滿腦子都是指揮官的主意。
142. All or any of the Murphys Laws above combined.
全部或任何的以上狀況會一起發生。
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『凡與戰爭有關的一切事務，莫不源出於人心。』
－Maurice de Saxe,《Mes Reveries》, marechal de France, 1732
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