作者amy12390915 (amy)
看板TeachEnglish
標題Re: [其他] 英文謎語
時間Sat Jan 31 14:11:14 2009
※ 引述《impact1018 (impact)》之銘言:
: 向各位大大請教 英文謎語~
: 1. There was a man one night.
: He started to run forward.
: Then he turned left.
: Soon after, he turned left again.
: Then he started running toward home.
: When he got home there were 2 masked men
: waiting for him. Who were they?
Ans: the man's a baseball player, the 2 masked men
were the catcher and the umpire
: 2. No legs have I to dance,
: No lungs have I to breathe,
: No life have I to live or die,
: And yet I do all three.
: What am I?
Ans: Fire
: 3. A woman shoots her husband.
: Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
: Finally, she hangs him.
: But 5 minutes later they both go out together and
: enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
: How can this be?
Ans:The woman shoots a photograph of her hubby, develops it and
and hangs it up to dry.
: 4. The beginning of eternity,
: the end of time and space,
: the beginnig of every end,
: and the end of every space.
Ans: the letter "E"
: 5. Which one is heavier, 100 pounds of ice cream or 100 pounds of hamburgers?
: Ans: They are in fact the same--100 pounds.
Thanks a lot!~
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