[轉錄][轉錄][外電] 幸運男娶雙胞胎

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作者: saiwilly (牛角小瑋) 看板: sex
標題: [轉錄][外電] 幸運男娶雙胞胎
時間: Thu Jun  4 12:25:24 2009

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作者: bluekea (蒼天已死) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [外電] 幸運男娶雙胞胎
時間: Thu Jun  4 12:23:48 2009


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24歲，來自泰國夜功府，從事古物生意的陶Wichai先生將和一對美麗的雙胞胎姐妹Sirintara和Tipawan結婚，他發誓，他將給她們最真誠而「平等」的愛。

就在昨天3月24日，Wichai以盛大的婚禮同時迎娶兩位雙胞胎，在接受記者訪問時，Wichai誠懇地表示，他不認為同時對兩位妻子履行婚姻義務是什麼困難的事。

在之前的訂婚典禮上，Wichai分別給了兩位新娘八銖的黃金和八萬泰銖為聘禮。雙方家長對這場婚事都歡喜慶賀，並表示對這三人行感到高興。

Wichai說他與這雙胞胎自兒提時起便是最好的朋友、青梅竹馬。「等我長大後，每天早上我都會經過她們家門口，試著下決心我比較喜歡哪一個，但那真是他媽的不可能的事，我愛她們，兩個都愛！我無法決定要和她們其中哪一個說…」

他繼續說，「在之後三年內，我們三個繼續一起交往，直到有一天我再也忍不住了，我告訴她們：我愛妳們，我要把妳們兩個都娶回家！」

幸運的Wichai不但沒有被甩巴掌，雙胞胎還告訴他，她們很早就發誓，她們要嫁給同一個男人。「剛該始要面對左鄰右舍的閒言閒語並不容易，不過我的的家人都能諒解，並全力支持我們對同一個男人的愛。」雙胞胎說。

Wichai打算結婚後安排的的雙胞胎新娘和他一起住在他的老家，他母親已準備了兩間新房給這「對」夫妻。

我們的記者對於以下這個最令人好奇的問題的答案目瞪口呆。「那…請問，你們睡覺怎麼安排？」WIchai沉穩、微笑地回答：「這完全不是問題！一個星期的前三晚，我和Thopawan睡，後三晚我和Sirintara睡，至於每個星期天，我們三個會睡在一起！」

Sirintara最後告訴記者：「當我的姐姐和我一起在當助理護士時，我們就對彼此發誓，我們永遠不會離開彼此身旁，而我們將來的丈夫，要不就是一起娶我們，要不就是一起離開我們。」

「無論如何，Wichai是個完美的男人，他既不抽菸，又不喝酒。

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推 ERQQ:還是雙胞胎護士
推 windmaster:就算是雙胞胎，技巧也會不同的~! 我要搬去泰國
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作者: LOVEppears (おわり…) 看板: twin
標題: [轉錄]Re: 幸運男娶雙胞胎 (附圖)
時間: Thu Jun  4 13:01:50 2009

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作者: modseventeen (　　) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [外電] 幸運男娶雙胞胎
時間: Thu Jun  4 12:34:43 2009

原新聞的連結查不到
就隨手查了一下新聞的真實性

Lucky Man Marries Thai Twins!
By Stephen Cleary


After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Samut Songkram province, who earns his
living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara
and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest ‘equal love’ for both of them!

Mr Wichai, just yesterday, 23 March, got married in pompous ceremony to both
twins simultaneously. On being interviewed by the Thai Rath reporters, Mr
Wichai declared wholeheartedly, that he didn’t see much problem in having to
perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.

In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Mr Wichai successfully offered
a dowry of eight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings.
Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted
for the threesome.

Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his
neighbouring twins since they were children. “When I grew older, I would
walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I
fancied more, but it was darned impossible – I adored BOTH of them – I just
couldn’t decide, which one of them to chat up….!”

He went on to say “For three continuous years all three of us would go on
dates together, until there was one day when I couldn’t stand the
frustration any longer and told them I love you and want to marry you BOTH”

The fortunate Mr Wichai, instead of getting a slap in the face, was overjoyed
when both girls admitted to having sworn all along, that they wished to marry
the same man! “It wasn’t easy at first, what with the neighbours gossiping,
but our family sympathized, understood, and fully supported our mutual love
for the one man” the twins said.

Mr Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him, in his family house after
the wedding, and his mother has already proudly prepared TWO rooms for the
newly-weds.

Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering
question “And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai”? to which
he replied modestly with a beaming smile “Absolutely no problems! For the
first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next
three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us
will sleep together”

Ms Sirintara finally told the press “When my twin and I worked as assistant
nurses, we promised each other that we would never leave each others side,
and that our future husband would have to either take us both, or leave us”

“Anyway, Mr Wichai is the perfect man – he neither smokes nor drinks!”


恕小弟沒有附上翻譯...

別急著噓

圖來了...
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