[劇研] 102-part 06

[samchiu (閒祭秋)]

102 The One With the Sonogram at the End - PART 06 

[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're still arguing about
 what to name the baby.]

Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?

Ross: Helen Geller? I don't think so.

Carol: Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller.

Ross: Thank you!

Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller.

Ross: What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?

Carol: No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.

Ross: Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title?

Susan: It's my baby too.

Ross: Oh, 's'funny, really?
      Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.

Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!

Carol: All right, you two, stop it!

Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.

Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting
       Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller?
       'Cause I think that borders on child abuse.

Ross: Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.

Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing?
       He knows no-one's gonna say all those names,
       so they'll wind up calling her Geller,
       then he gets his way!

Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way?
      Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined
      this moment in my life being,
      this is not my way- y'know what?
      Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-

Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!
             How are we today? Any nausea?

All: Yeah. Yeah. A little.

Dr. Oberman: Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be,
             but.. thanks for sharing.
             (To Carol) Uh, lie back..

Ross: You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go.
      I don't- I don't think I can be involved
      in this particular thing right now.

(He turns to go, but the sound of the sonogram catches hes ear.
 He returns and stares at it.)

Ross: Oh my God.

Susan: Look at that.

Carol: I know.

Closing Credits

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment,
        everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram.
        Rachel is on the phone.]

Ross: Well? Isn't that amazing?

Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here?

Chandler: I dunno, but..
          I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

Phoebe: You know, if you tilt your head to the left,
        and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.

Ross: Then don't do that, alright?

Phoebe: Okay!

Ross: (walks over to where Monica is standing)
      Monica. Whaddya think?

Monica: (welling up) Mm-hmm.

Ross: Wh- are you welling up?

Monica: No.

Ross: You are, you're welling up.

Monica: Am not!

Ross: You're gonna be an aunt.

Monica: (pushes him and starts to cry) Oh shut up!

Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel.
        Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today.
        Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me.
        No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy,
        I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know,
        if-if everything works out,
        and you guys end up getting married
        and having kids- and everything-
        I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose.
        (Slams the phone down.)
        (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot,
        but I feel so much better now.

End

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看來討論的熱烈程度與發文時間不太相關
下集還是恢復為週六發文 下週是7/16
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◆ From: 118.167.119.53
※ 編輯: samchiu         來自: 118.167.119.53       (07/08 21:16)
推 nonopower:willick-bunch-geller是三個字湊成一個姓？
→ nonopower:Rachel那招真的超賤XD
推 percygino2:推!!
推 Topanga:Helen Geller 還真的有怪...(海倫凱勒?!)
推 ShiningRuby:吵姓氏那一段我很為Ross叫屈,Carol未免太自私了些
→ ShiningRuby:還有我覺得討論熱烈度應該跟劇情比較有關.畢竟不是每
→ ShiningRuby:一集每一段都有那麼多可以討論的點
同意 這集只是實驗看看 既然證實無關的話 就改回原本的時間
畢竟我週五常常差點忘記 週六比較好記
推 percygino2:吵姓氏那一段我也覺得對ROSS有點不公平
→ sardonyx10:那段真的把我氣死了 還好CAROL馬上就換人演
※ 編輯: samchiu         來自: 111.250.169.122      (07/09 21:29)
推 alejandroW:劇中大家對那兩個cheater那麼和善本來就不合理XD
→ alejandroW:只能說他們是Ross的重要背景線