[情報] Tiesto的無奈

[houser (金屬男)]

這是我看到最不可思議的新聞了
 看不懂英文的我大概翻譯一下
TIESTO因為昨天在邁阿密的Mansion夜店放了經典的TRANCE而被遭到夜店除名
 太扯，真的太扯了！
 只因為他不撥EDM的垃圾音樂，就被噓下台
 一個傳奇DJ竟然落魄到這種地步？
“I’d just like to apologise to the people that came out. I’m truly sorry that I wasn’t able to spoon feed you the aural urine that you’re used to,” confessed Tiesto.
 TIESTO也做出回應：意思是我很抱歉，我沒有辦法在餵你們聽那些尿，因為你們已經習慣了（應該是這樣翻沒錯啦！）
 看來....TIESTO也真的是百萬個不願意去做那些EDM的垃圾東西
 他最內在還是住著TRANCE的靈魂的！！

 你看看吧，我們心中的老提其實骨子裡是沒有改變的！
[轉貼自https://www.facebook.com/yiwen.lin.5811]

以下是原文
Dutch DJ Tiesto was last night removed from the decks at popular Miami nightclub, Mansion, after accidentally playing classic trance instead of commercial EDM because, according to the club, “it is a genre which doesn’t fit in with the club’s music policy which has been carefully selected and dictated by our VIP clientele”.

The incident took place about two thirds of the way through Tiesto’s run of the mill EDM set, which witnesses have described as “music” and “a medley of all the current big tracks played in sequence”, and is believed to have been caused by a mislabeled CD.

“Tiesto was absolutely smashing it,” claimed eye witness Jack Somers. “But then just after halfway through the set he played a track that emptied the dance floor. It sounded kind of beautiful and melodic, but everyone was totally bored by it, it definitely wasn’t EDM.”

“The security came in during the track and politely asked him to leave because the audience weren’t feeling the expansive trance track that he was playing, some had even begun booing, throwing away their glowsticks and eating their kandi in protest,” continued Jack. “There was no drop or big chainsaw synths in it and the melody just wasn’t basic and big room enough for me. I nearly spat out my champagne when I heard the track to be honest.”

“I like my EDM to fit a rudimentary drop-build-drop formula and this track just didn’t do that,” he added.

“You could see by Tiesto’s face that he knew he’d made a mistake in playing the track,” continued the 19 year old self confessed dance music expert. “He went willingly and took to the mic to apologise profusely which I thought was the least he could do for accidentally exposing those people to credible music.”

Reports claim that the track which Tiesto played is believed to be Sasha’s Xpander, a classic track of the trance genre and the type of track that Tiesto hasn’t been seen to play in about 5 or 6 years and one that the Dutch megastar had no intention of playing in his set of sub par commercial EDM.

“I’d just like to apologise to the people that came out. I’m truly sorry that I wasn’t able to spoon feed you the aural urine that you’re used to,” confessed Tiesto. “I stopped playing trance some years ago when I realised people were willing to pay me more if I just played popular EDM, but I must have mislabeled a track or something and when I thought I was playing a generic join the dots EDM record I actually played good old school trance music and for that I’m sorry, it won’t happen again.”

It is believed that, immediately after the show, Tiesto set about destroying his music collection in case he mistakenly plays anything good ever again “just to be on the safe side”.

The club released a brief statement confirming that Tiesto was removed from stage for not adhering to the club’s music policy.

“We’ve got a strict policy here at Mansion that we only play music that has been warmly approved by our clientele. They’re the ones paying into the club and buying the $1,000 bottles of champagne so their happiness and willingness to splurge recklessly is the most important thing for us. If they don’t like the music being played then they’re less likely to throw money around and so when it comes to that the DJ just has to change, we don’t care who it is.”

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推 Spontania:比較好奇千百個不願意的原因
推 Vere:沒什麼好好奇的阿就是$$$$$$的問題XD
推 Spontania:我是知道有$$的問題,不知道還有沒有其他的原因XD
→ Spontania:不是都被戲稱Tie$to嗎XDD
推 ychinglin:Armin只放trance還不是一樣那麼熱門
推 Vere:The World's Highest-Paid DJs 2013 http://goo.gl/9Yegyx
→ Vere:富比士2013的資料 前12名才一個Trance DJ (Armin)
推 xxie:意外Armin竟然第8名!!
推 lovemini:Armin早就不是純trance了
推 Spontania:說到Trance,Dash Berlin給我的感覺比起以前落差更大了..
推 Vere:Cash Berlin XD
推 Spontania:想到兩張圖http://ppt.cc/rgs7     http://ppt.cc/-aax
推 Vere:有個FB page叫Trance Producers Trolls 2
→ Vere:上面很酸XD
推 Vere:http://i.imgur.com/31Z3fzS.jpg
推 akrik:純Trance現在人聽不太下去 這就是社會啊...
→ akrik:但Armin還是會找機會放純Trance!! XD
→ akrik:不然ＥＤＭ紅什麼鬼
→ akrik:之前有一段專訪Armin 的影片我覺得讓我感受很深刻
→ akrik:Armin說: 他很佩服那些在夜店放歌的DJ 因為他們面對的群眾
→ akrik:是口味變化最多最快最難搞的 不像成名ＤＪ你放個成名曲
→ akrik:底下就嗨到翻掉了 他說DJ是要放聽眾喜歡聽的歌而不是
→ akrik:自己喜歡的歌 因為你是一個表演者 你要做的就是讓台下的人嗨
→ akrik:就算自己不喜歡又如何 粉絲 聽眾喜歡才是他該做的 :)
推 sbbty018:請問有沒有一個標準可以介定是EDM還是trance、house
推 akrik:其實edm是統稱 電子舞曲 但現在被拿來當做
→ akrik:big room house 跟一些粗制濫造的音樂吧o.o
推 j79091012345:一堆跟風的傻子，那種沒有靈魂的東西也可以聽那麼爽
推 sbbty018:所以avicii、david guetta、romero、aoki等知名DJ
→ sbbty018:以及一些常出現在大趴umf、tomorrowland的DJ都算是EDM嗎
→ sbbty018:還是可以舉例幾首沒有靈魂、粗糙爛造的歌
→ sbbty018:因為我自己在聽也都是聽這些名DJ的歌，純trance、house
→ sbbty018:很少聽。所以想釐清 不然都不太確定要怎麼跟朋友說
推 sbbty018:像是我最近很喜歡的http://ppt.cc/YRgm 這首算EDM嗎?
推 Ethan45:因為https://soundcloud.com/daleri/epic-mashleg
推 Vere:spinnin的幾乎都bigroom http://i.imgur.com/LadEkVd.jpg
推 gaiaesque:所以快來聽techno吧
→ Vere:David Guetta最有名的就是Ghost producer和預錄set
→ Vere:YouTube上有不少他失誤的影片XD
→ Vere:http://youtu.be/4zx0YYRb5VI
推 Chioulii:可是我還是偏愛EDM啦 像wake me up 之類之類:-)
推 Chioulii:不過有沒有那種很紅又很爛的EDM八掛XD
→ Chioulii:Turn down for ... What ?
推 justin821:我也想請問EDM 的 "定義"是?  有人說是電音統稱
→ justin821:但FB上又看到朋友說EDM=垃圾濫製的電音
→ justin821:"EDM"這個詞是否是一個貶義詞呢?
推 Chioulii:Electric dance music 囉
→ apxd:EDM不是也包含Trance嗎......
推 SteveAoki:前面幾樓有說啦 原意是電子舞曲然後漸漸變成爛貨的意思
→ SteveAoki:版上我記得有介紹阿 爬一下文囉
推 electricer:這詞頗籠統
推 gaiaesque:eletric house吧
→ gaiaesque:edm如果有包含trance那太可憐了
推 nucleus131:David Guetta最近的Big Room House我真的覺得不怎麼樣
→ nucleus131: 反而之前最被嫌的POP路線我還比較喜歡
推 Spontania:庫塔之前比較好+1目前的他感覺很沒特色
推 Ethan45:http://earworm.biz/edm-%E5%A4%A7%E8%BE%AF%E8%AB%96/
推 akrik:edm 是統稱阿.. 但現今被拿來當作很爛的house XD
→ akrik:Big room 的反彈聲浪慢慢出現了
→ akrik:太膩了
推 Julio888:應該是美國把電音的風氣搞壞了 還有速食DJ的崛起
→ Julio888:EDM真的很容易膩甚至感到厭惡 Trance才是王道啦
推 Julio888:Tiesto敢這樣說我覺得他很屌XD
→ Ethan45:電子音樂還有非常多種曲風...沒有什麼王道不王道的
推 gonnaberay:EDM聽久真的會膩
推 sbbty018:罵歸罵 大趴門票還不是滿滿滿
推 chaocheng812:那HardWell很愛混NUMB 也蠻讓我匪夷所思
→ chaocheng812:我小時候聽的電音 大概只有ARMIN 跟 ATB比較多人聲
→ chaocheng812:我是被TIESTO的NYANA 跟 TRAFFIC啟發的
推 KETA:我有認識的DJ說這篇文章的出處網站是做逼真的假新聞，所以這
→ KETA:篇文章的真偽有待證實吧?
推 goldie:聽到堤佬這麼說，我反而很高興他骨子裡的trance魂依舊…
推 akrik:edm吸引到非原先族群的
推 stevely:EDM真的吸引到其他族群...  聽Trance都被說很吵
推 akrik:吸引到原先的流行音樂popmusic 加上現在電子音樂編曲熱門
→ akrik:從歐美到KPOP再看現在台灣..新的音樂幾乎都是電子編曲
→ akrik:好聽的旋律配上好聽的人聲跟歌詞這樣的大量製造下...
→ akrik:pop就很容易轉到edm 然後大趴越來越盛行..商業因素加重
推 KETA:我是trance掛的 ，聽EDM才覺得吵而且很容易膩.....
推 thenone:trance怎麼可能比EDM吵? KPOP都比trance吵
推 Vere:Dubstep最吵
推 heloiselu:I love Dubstep
推 Vere:me too XD
推 nash3000:Skrillex!!!!!!!!!!!!
推 PTTcountry:我是被大家說的EDM爛歌拉進來的 後來超討厭EDM 好膩
推 PTTcountry:其實我很開心被爛歌拉進來 因為這樣認識更多的電音曲風