作者Gwaewluin (神無月 孝臣)
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標題[原神] 聽說吃人魚肉就會不死
時間Tue Aug 18 16:35:13 2026
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派:聽說吃人魚肉就會不死
瑩:等等,派蒙...
沃:難、難道你們想要吃掉我嗎?
沃:絕!對!不可以的!!!!
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On the surface, the farmer tills the soils, trading the strength of his arm
for a whole land of his own. But the parasites say "NO! What is yours is
ours! We are the state, we are God, we demand our share."
─Andrew Ryan
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推 ddd852: 舔舔應該也有效 08/18 16:38
推 fuhu66: 可以是另一種意義上的吃嗎 08/18 16:40
推 yusuki1213: 當然是用槌子用力往後腦勺砸三下再切塊燉成湯啊 08/18 16:46
→ melzard: 樓上你好可怕 這麼好玩的妹子你居然要燉湯 08/18 16:49
推 heat1124824: 先把派蒙煮了 08/18 17:48
→ polanco: 喝洗澡水就好了吧…… 08/18 18:19