[問卦] 外國人問「How are you？」要怎麼回答

[DoncicInPTT (東七七)]

剛剛聽說如果外國人問「How are you？」

不是要回答「I am fine ,thank you ,and you？」

乾，難道國中英文課本在騙我？？

到底要怎麼回答才是正統外國人回答？？

有八卦嗎？

謝謝！

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