[問卦] 魔獸霍華德幹嘛不來台灣賺

[ifeedmydog (我餵狗)]

剛剛看魔獸在跟LBJ哭哭說給他20萬美

他會去當他兒子的私人教練

20萬鎂折合台幣不到600

他來台灣月薪+代言都超過這個價位了吧

而且來台灣不只能打球 還能打砲

我記得他也很喜歡亞裔的

Why

以下希望他能看到

Dear Mr. Howard,

I hope this message finds you well.

We would like to extend our sincere invitation for you to consider continuing
your professional and personal journey here in Taiwan. Your presence has left
a remarkable impact in the past, and we truly believe that Taiwan remains a pl
ace where your talents—both on and off the court—are deeply appreciated and
can continue to thrive.

In terms of financial opportunity, your previous engagement in Taiwan, includi
ng monthly salary and endorsements, has already exceeded many comparable offer
s overseas. Beyond that, Taiwan offers a welcoming environment, passionate fan
s, a strong market for brand collaboration, and a lifestyle that aligns well w
ith your personal preferences.

Whether it’s mentoring the next generation, leading a team, or expanding your
 influence in Asia, Taiwan offers the platform and respect you deserve.

We would be honored to discuss more details with you should you be interested.
 Please let us know if we may arrange a meeting at your convenience.

With warm regards


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