[問卦] 女人像選擇權？

[purplvampire (阿修雷)]

洋男在x上發文表示把女人當作選擇權的話

要在21歲時buy calls，在25歲sell calls

45歲以上0淨值

所以跟超過25歲的談婚姻跟生小孩在數學模型上都是沒有獲利的行為

Women are like options. Their peak value is when they are between 21 and 24 year
s old. After that, Theta eats them up. They are getting closer and closer to exp
iry. When they are over 45, they expire worthless. The sweet spot on the market
is to buy calls with a 21 strike and sell calls with a 25 strike. Otherwise, The
ta eats up your portfolio. And you make a profit when you secure kids/marriage.
Dating women over 25 seriously is playing with fire. Mathematically, you are bou
nd to lose.

https://x.com/duldul_capital/status/2076477598062800945

你們認為這個數學模型合理嗎？

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