作者y12544 (禾子可可)
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標題[閒聊] Reddit：TSM vs TL
時間Sun Jan 21 18:15:39 2018
原文網址：
https://redd.it/7rtoeb
新手翻譯，如有錯誤請不吝指教
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Bjerg: hey mike
Mike: what
Bjerg: Welcome to TSM babyyy
teleports mike to die in baron pit
鼻爾森：嘿 Mike
Mike：幹嘛
鼻爾森：歡迎來到TSM
(開大把Mike傳去巴龍池送死)
Bjerg: Just gunna place a ward real quick.
Mike: WTF!
鼻爾森：我只是想要快一點插眼。
Mike：殺小
Ah Team Liquid, thank you for being a good home to us IMT fans
TL，感謝你當我們這些IMT粉的避風港
Thank you guys for helping us Liquid fans escape hell
謝謝你們讓我們這些Liquid粉離開地獄
We aren't out yet. I'll believe it when I don't see a fourth-place finish.
話別說這麼早。我相信當我們不是以第四名坐收的時候才是離開地獄的時候。
After watching TSM feed today, Steve changed his mind and choose TSM as his
charitable organization of choice for setting up a foodbank.
在看了TSM今天的送頭秀後，Steve改變心意了，決定選TSM當作他的慈善機構來設立食物銀
行。
(註：Steve是TL的老闆)
Liquid looks clean af and TSM looks like the TSM from worlds with 3 new people
Liquid打得棒極了，而TSM看起來跟從世界賽回來的那個TSM一樣，只是多了三個新面孔
Name a more iconic duo than TSM and disappointment
講一個比TSM和讓人失望更具代表性的搭檔
TSM and International Disappointment
TSM和在國際賽上讓人失望
C9 and dank memes
C9和梗圖
Sneaky and league bugs
Sneaky和lol的bug
Sneaky and lesbian jokes
Sneaky和蕾絲邊笑話
Doublelift on Tristana making plays and Bjerg on Ryze looking like he has no
impact on the game. Yep its worlds all over.
大師兄用砲娘打play和鼻爾森用雷茲打醬油。對，我就是在說世界賽。
Call him Oublelift because he just gave TSM the D
叫大師兄Oublelift，因為他給了TSM那個D
Oh my god
我的天啊
This... Doublelift needs to see this.
大師兄必須看到這則留言。
TSM played so well, but a couple of misplays by svensk-
wait no.... I meant that their draft by Parth-
wait...
TSM打得真好，但是騎士犯了一些錯誤
喔不...我是說Parth的bp
等等...
(註：Parth是TSM的前教練)
Not sure why you're blaming Sven and Parth when Santorin was completely
invisible that game
我不確定當Santorin整場都在隱形的時候你為什麼要責怪騎士和Parth
Clearly Dyrus fed too much
很明顯是Dyrus在送頭
But what about Wildturtle flashing in to 5 enemies?
但是野龜閃現到五個敵人面前呢？
If Reginald pulled a gold card...
如果胖虎抽了金卡...
If Rainman would play tanks..
如果雨人會玩坦克...
If TheOddOne actually ganked something...
如果李阿萬真的有gank到什麼東西...
Wasn't even bjerg and 4 wards. Was just 5 wards that kept getting killed.
這甚至不是鼻爾森和四支眼。只是五支一直被殺的眼。
One ward was deathless, but it seemed to be stuck midlane
有一支眼沒死過，不過他看起來卡在中路了
Well, it's difficult to kill an enemy ward if they didn't place it
somewhere useful.
嗯，如果敵人沒有把眼插在有用的地方的話，要殺掉它還挺困難的。
Maybe Bjergsen is now finally long enough in NA to really be an NA mid. Time
to import a new EU mid next year.
也許鼻爾森待在NA太久了，以至於他真的變成一個NA中路了。明年是時候引進一個新的
EU中路了。
Only if Doubelift didn't get cau.. wait..
要是大師兄沒被抓...等等...
FUCKING WILDTU- oh...
幹你媽的野...咦
New people and still the same team
新的成員，一樣的隊伍
Same bjergsen ryze
一樣的鼻爾森選雷茲
That was much more one sided than I expected
這比我想像中的還一面倒
I knew it was over when TSM locked in Ryze
我在TSM鎖下雷茲的時候就知道一切都結束了
Team Passive Mid!
Really rough first game for WildTurtle this game, hopefully he and Santorin
can pick it up tomorrow
對野龜來說，第一場比賽打的還真爛。希望他和Santorin明天能多加把勁
What was parth thinking man? Those are questionable drafts if you ask me
Parth到底在想什麼？如果你問我的話，這些bp是很有問題的
Fucking sven wasn’t on lee
幹你的騎士不選李星
They would have won if Dyrus wasn't being camped
要不是Dyrus一直送頭，他們早就贏了
Don't worry, Yellowstar and Doublelift need more time to improve their
communication... But this is a worlds-class botlane!
別擔心，黃星和大師兄需要更多時間來加強他們的溝通...但這可是世界級的下路
組合耶！
TSM Announcement: Goodbye Zven, Mithy, and Mike Yeung
TSM官方：再見了，Zven，Mithy和Mike Yeung
well...then there is still Bjergsen, sitting in midlane, scratching his
balls
嗯...鼻爾森還在，坐在中路抓他的蛋蛋
Bjergsen could unzip his pants and genuinely scratch his balls for the
entirety of a match and TSM would keep him
鼻爾森大可把褲子拉鍊拉下來，整場比賽全心全意抓他的蛋蛋，TSM還是會留下他
You could feel Doublelift tasting revenge when he flash-insec'd Zven under
the bottom turret
當大師兄在下塔閃推Zven的時候，你完全可以感受到他在品嘗復仇的滋味
Just a typical TSM game 1. At least we have game 2 and 3 to look forward to…
oh wait
只是典型的TSM的第一場比賽。至少我們還能期待第二場和第三場...喔等等
DOUBLELIFT WAS THE PROBLEM
大師兄就是問題所在
DoubleLift is a problem for TSM no matter what team he's on.
不管大師兄在哪隊，他都是TSM的問題所在。
CLG 2.0 looking pretty solid so far
CLG 2.0目前看起來蠻強的
CLG 2.0 or IMT 2.0?
CLG 2.0還是IMT 2.0？
CLG 2.0 x IMT 2.0 = TL 4.0
Liquid 4th confirmed.
CLG 2.0 x IMT 2.0 = TL 4.0
Liquid第四名確定。
G2 right now: we dont accept returns reginald
現在的G2：不，胖虎，我們不接受退貨
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推 swbthj : 才第一場而已 就想推翻北美幻神?01/21 18:19
→ DiviNeLuke : 有點亂01/21 18:21
這樣有好一點了嗎？
→ truegod000 : Hey! Mike01/21 18:25
推 Nyctalopia : 新霸主：T空L01/21 18:26
推 uglyfinger : 抓蛋蛋超87XDDD01/21 18:26
推 coolplus : lesbian 是女同性戀01/21 18:27
改了 雖然我是覺得直接翻蕾絲邊也可以啦...
※ 編輯: y12544 (180.218.29.25), 01/21/2018 18:32:21
→ a3221715 : 翻蕾絲邊很正常巴01/21 18:29
推 bluejark : 超好笑的01/21 18:31
推 Ppqp : 你鼻毒瘤01/21 18:31
推 StephenChou : TL將從LCS第四進化成小組賽第四 4th curse remains!01/21 18:32
推 kullan : 放心 TSM這季不可能拿下第一名以外的名次01/21 18:32
推 Hatsukazekai: TL4.0也太哭了吧XDDDD01/21 18:33
推 jerrylin0112: D那個蠻好笑的01/21 18:34
推 djexe78 : 笑死XDDD01/21 18:34
推 a9898oyre : 快一點插眼快笑死01/21 18:34
推 ccyaztfe : 這次酸度很夠xd01/21 18:35
推 dodosteve : the D = 老二,大師兄用D來屌打TSM所以變oublelift01/21 18:35
我覺得應該是因為國外的成績都是用英文字母來評分，然後D算很低分
不過也有可能像你說的那樣就是了
※ 編輯: y12544 (180.218.29.25), 01/21/2018 18:37:26
推 nexus0116 : 真的有抓蛋蛋嗎？XD 01/21 18:47
不好說
我也不知道為什麼是抓蛋蛋XD
推 ceiba5566 : lesbian明明翻蕾絲邊是常識了 某樓新警察嗎 01/21 18:47
我還是改回來好了 唸起來也比較順
推 Yoru : the D是Defeat的D吧?01/21 18:48
呃 其實我也不清楚
推 darren31112 : 那個D會不會只是 Defeated而已01/21 18:49
※ 編輯: y12544 (180.218.29.25), 01/21/2018 18:49:53
推 wesleyrobbie: 我怎麼覺得D是指閃現= =01/21 18:49
如果是閃現的話應該是會打F啦
不過我真的不確定那個D的意思= =
※ 編輯: y12544 (180.218.29.25), 01/21/2018 18:51:09
推 korzen : 依照REDDIT的水準 我看是Dick的D01/21 18:51
一D各表
不過這麼說也有可能
※ 編輯: y12544 (180.218.29.25), 01/21/2018 18:55:16
推 coolplus : 喔 只是說那個字也有這個意思就要被說新警察？ 01/21 19:01
→ coolplus : 另外少了d字那個是世界賽的梗 01/21 19:02
→ coolplus : 是酸他世界賽不會按閃被抓爽的 01/21 19:02
推 rssai : 好奇一問. 外國人用D來代表閃現嗎?? 01/21 19:13
根據peter0825大大站內的連結
那個D應該是Dick的意思
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/give-her-the-dick
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20D
不過我想閃現也能套用進去就是了XD
※ 編輯: y12544 (180.218.29.25), 01/21/2018 19:17:26
推 rssai : 我是比較相信(偏好)korzen的說法 lul 01/21 19:20
推 lukana : 太好笑了 謝謝翻譯與分享 01/23 13:31