[閒聊] Reddit：CG vs TSM

[y12544 (禾子可可)]

原文網址：https://redd.it/7yh80l

新手翻譯，如有錯誤請不吝指教。
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Did the shop run out of QSSs since C9 bought so many yesterday?

因為C9昨天買了這麼多水銀，所以商店的水銀賣光了是嗎？

It's good to see TSM finally being able to transfer their Worlds performance
to the NA LCS stage.

很高興能看到TSM終於能把他們在世界賽上的表現轉移到NA LCS舞台上。

  consistency is key

  關鍵就是要堅持到底。

    Regi always said that he bases his roster decisions around worlds so
    bringing in other Worlds hard chokers like Zven and Mithy was a no brainer.

    胖虎總是說他是圍繞著世界賽來構築陣容的，所以簽下其他世界賽的軟手王，像是Zven
    和Mithy，是顯而易見的。

Week 1: 0-2 Week 2: 1-1 Week 3: 2-0 Week 4: 1-1 Week 5: 0-2

Looks like TSM's gonna beat either Optic or Echo Fox next week

第一周：0-2 第二周：1-1 第三周：2-0 第四周：1-1 第五周：0-2

看來TSM下禮拜會幹掉OPT或FOX其中一隊。

  Wonder which one that will be

  我好奇會是哪隊

    Strangely it'll be Echo Fox.

    奇怪的是，會是FOX。

      Truly Counter Logic

      真的反邏輯

  TSM's record = 2 * cos( week# + π/2 )

  TSM的成績 = 2 * cos(week# + π/2)

I already knew TSM lost when Hauntzer shit-talked

當Hauntzer開始講垃圾話時，我就知道TSM輸了。

  "I don't think Clutch Gaming have any good points at all"

  Well they've 2-0'd you mate, sooooo....

  "我不認為CG有任何優點。"

  嗯，老兄，他們已經2-0你們了，所以...

    If Clutch has no good points, then TSM has only bad points

    Can't sleep on Clutch

    如果CG沒有任何優點，那麼TSM就只有缺點。

    不能睡在一窩蛋上。

    (註：clutch也有一窩蛋的意思)

    We just got lucky again.

    Hopefully, we can continue to be lucky for the rest of the split

    (CG官方帳號)我們只是又一次運氣好。

    希望我們這季接下來的運氣都不錯

    I love hauntzer but my god is he overconfident sometimes.

    我喜歡Hauntzer，但，老天，他有時太過自大了。

      sometimes?

      有時？

        i think everyone on this current TSM roster needs a reality check.

        我想現在TSM的每個成員都需要認清現實。

  What he said

  https://clips.twitch.tv/GlutenFreeZealousWormPeanutButterJellyTime

  you can add to your post

  他所說的

  你可以加到你的回覆裡

  They just got lucky man.

  他們只是幸運而已。

    It's always bad luck, mate. 3 consecutive years without making out of
    groups! It's just bad luck!

    老兄，只是運氣不好罷了，連續三年死在小組賽。只是運氣不好罷了！

https://i.imgur.com/mkPWJ0W.png

When 4 wards on your team isn't enough so you become the 5th

當你隊上有四支眼還不夠，所以你變成第五支的時候

  I just love the "Personal Best" in context of the whole situation

  我愛死了在整個狀況下的"個人最佳"。

    Yah. Hilariously it's still 1 below the average for Mid laners.

    是啊。很諷刺地，這還是比中路選手的平均少一支。

  the personal best is so bm riot overlay guy deserves a raise

  那個"個人最佳"真的有夠BM的。Riot裡負責上表格的傢伙值得受表揚。

MikeYeung getting caught like this makes Svenskeren look like a lost legend

Mike Yeung這樣被抓讓騎士看起來像一個失落的傳奇。

  Thank you, MikeYeung

  謝謝你，Mike Yeung。

    When will we see thank you, bjergsen?

    我們什麼時候會看到"謝謝你，鼻爾森"？

      They'll be a Thank you Reginald before that.

      在那之前會先有"謝謝你，胖虎"。

  I am beginning to wonder if it is TSM's problem, not Mike's.

  我開始懷疑是TSM的問題，而不是Mike的。

TSM's game plan:

1.Do nothing
2.Lose

TSM的遊戲計畫：

1.什麼都不做

2.輸掉

  In reality: 1. Talk shit 2. Have no gameplan 3. Do nothing 4. Lose

  事實上：1.講垃圾話

          2.完全沒有遊戲計畫

          3.什麼都不做

          4.輸掉

hey atleast bjergsens vision score was better

嘿，至少鼻爾森的視野分數比較高了。

https://i.imgur.com/bUXuHhP.png

That time again

又到了這個時候

  And this time it's 7 months too early

  而且這次早了七個月

  can't get stuck in groups if you never get there

  如果你永遠不會打進小組賽的話，你就不會死在小組賽

https://twitter.com/karonmoser/status/965327686246764545s

So true

多麼正確

Honestly if this TSM roster somehow makes to finals again I will tattoo TSM logo
on my forehead

老實說，如果這群TSM的成員不知怎地又打進決賽，我會在額頭上刺TSM的logo

[All] TSM Hauntzer (Gnar): Xd gg noob no strengths lucker dog team lucky again

(這個感覺不用翻比較有feel XD)

People saying Bjergsen was just average in EU, well now that NA is full of EU
Mids, Bjergsen is average in NA

人們說鼻爾森在EU只是中間水平，現在既然NA有一堆EU中路，鼻爾森在NA也就只有中間水平
而已。

TSM plays Skarner, 4 QSS. TSM lose. TSM plays against Skarner, 2 QSS. TSM lose.

TSM玩史加納，四個水銀。TSM輸了。TSM對上史加納，兩個水銀。TSM輸了。

https://i.imgur.com/4xvDJp8.gif

DON'T LET THIS GAME DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT IN THE 2018 NA LCS SPRING
SPLIT, CLUTCH GAMING 2-0'D TEAM SOLO MID IN THE REGULAR SEASON

別讓這場遊戲把你從2018 NA LCS春季賽，CG在季賽2-0TSM的事實分心。


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推 StephenChou : 餘弦函數 DansGame
推 billgreenoil: Personal Best 笑死
推 Chiayi0728  : 誰在那邊數學公式的 我一定拖出來打
※ 編輯: y12544 (180.218.29.25), 02/19/2018 16:35:02
推 rainnawind  : 2 Cos(week#+π/2) XDDD
推 Chiayi0728  : NA(打
推 PLS1312     : 幹cos笑死XDD害我在那邊驗算
→ jujustine83 : cosine超哭
推 chinpo      : cosine XDDDDDDD
推 brian21201  : 翻特務滿好笑的阿
推 jimy00ex    : 摳塞笑死
噓 S890127     : 誰來解釋一下cos ==
→ coox        : cos怎麼算?雖然我感覺得出來TSM戰績有種規律
推 kinomon     : 自己把數字丟進去算啊
推 davidliudmc : TSM's record = 2 * cos( week# + π/2 ) LUL
推 pi020412    : Y=YmSin(kx-wt)
推 edward8726  : cos XDDD
推 DesignXD    : Brother Regi