[閒聊] Reddit：CLG vs FLY

[y12544 (禾子可可)]

原文網址：https://redd.it/83j3kc

新手翻譯，如有錯誤請不吝指教。
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If only fly had a 5th chance to end the game they could have won.

Unlucky.

要是FLY有第五個機會的話，他們就能獲勝了。

太不走運了。

  Probably the most embarrassing loss of the split for any team tbh

  老實說，這對任何隊伍而言都是這季最丟臉的敗仗了

    C9 lost against CLG while ahead like 9k with a pretty stacked draft.

    At least FlyQuest is a 4-11 team for a reason.

    C9在領先9K，而且有不錯的陣容的情況下輸給了CLG。

    至少FLY可以用他們是一支4-11的隊伍來當理由。

As soon as CLG had 3 naked inhibs and Flyquest had baron, second elder, and a
5v4, I knew that it was over

當CLG有三座裸兵營，而FLY有巴龍、第二條遠古龍，而且是5v4的情況下，我就知道一切都
結束了

  truly counter logic

  真的康特邏輯

I knew it was over as soon as there was no chance that CLG could win

當CLG完全沒有任何機會獲勝時，我就知道一切都結束了

  On that note, there is no chance they make playoffs

  在這種情況下，他們不可能進季後賽的

    Yeah, I've given up all hope.

    (掛CLG頭像)是啊，我已經放棄所有希望了。

    Counter Faith Gaming

Flame in elo hell.

Flame卡在積分地獄。

CLG is currently undefeated going 3-0 when i jack off during their games.

當我在CLG打比賽時尻槍的時候，他們目前沒有輸過。

  Never stop honkin it, our team needs you

  請繼續保持，我們的隊伍需要你

  You need a hand brother? Maybe some nice sensual lotion?

  兄弟，需要我"伸出援手"嗎？也許某些不錯的乳液？

    i'm not a man, but i think i'm good ;)

    我不是個人類，但我認為我很好 ;)

      If you're half orc what's the other half?

      如果你是個半獸人的話，那你的另一半是什麼？

        human, duh. my orcish heritage takes over my human DNA. Grumsh gave me
        my strength and I will honor him by slaying followers of corellon.

        呃，人類。我的獸人血統接管了我的人類DNA。Grumsh給了我力量，而我會靠著殺
        死corellon的追隨者來榮耀他。

  The hero we need!

  這就是我們需要的英雄！

Man whatever the fuck Flyquest was doing at the botlane with 2 enemy inhibs down
and baron buff, that was embarassingly bad.

老天，無論FLY在對面掉了兩座兵營，而且自己身上有巴龍Buff的時候在下路做了什麼，那
都糟透了。

Did FLY pick up Fly just because of his name because I can't see any other
reason they would want this guy.

FLY是因為他的id才選Fly的嗎？因為我完全找不到任何他們會想要這傢伙的理由。

Fly is legit the worst ryze I ever seen competitively

Fly是我看過最爛的雷茲

  Let me tell you about a man called Naehyun

  讓我告訴你一個叫Naehyun的人

When Caitlyn is meta Stixxay is meta

當凱特琳是Meta角，Stixxay就是Meta


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推 FayeOwO     : 最後一個好酸ww
→ wai0806     : Fly是因為ID才選Fly嗎XDDD
推 Softrella   : 乃混中槍XD
推 yoyoyin0119 : 歐克應該是指獸人吧
其實我不太確定@@應該是吧？

推 davidliudmc : 這邊orc應該是獸人 SMOrc
那我改一下好了
※ 編輯: y12544 (180.218.29.25), 03/11/2018 15:03:11
推 Chiayi0728  : 他那雷茲連我都快要中風== 爛死ㄌ
→ Chiayi0728  : 但我是看不懂他們野輔為什麼每波都爭相送頭
推 saysayliam  : 有比Chawy的雷茲 爛?!
推 Noii        : 我就知道一切都結束了