[閒聊] Reddit：TSM vs C9

[y12544 (禾子可可)]

原文網址：https://redd.it/83q869

新手翻譯，如有錯誤請不吝指教。
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C9 vs TSM game one: sVen WaS tHe pRobLEm

C9 vs TSM game two: Sven was the problem

C9 vs TSM的第一場：騎市揪四問提所載

C9 vs TSM的第二場：騎士就是問題所在

(註：大小寫混雜是Reddit的一個梗，通常和句子本身要表達的意思相反)

CLG: We beat EF so you two can get byes, can you do us a favor and beat TL and
TSM for us?

CG: Nah we're good

C9: Same

CLG：我們幹掉了FOX，這樣你們兩個就可以輪空了，你們可以幫我們個忙，替我們幹掉TSM
     嗎？

CG：不了

C9：我也是

   It's alright. Next week dream team GG and OpTic have got this for us.

  沒關係。下禮拜，夢幻隊伍GGS和OPT會為我們辦到的。

    they win..it goes to tiebreaker..clg loses in the tiebreaker for the
    ultimate false hope.

    他們獲勝了...這樣就要打加賽...CLG在加賽輸掉來完成終極的\false hope/

Bjergsen: HAH you think you are invisible? i always remember where i place my
wards

Sven : https://i.imgur.com/JY8zOv0.jpg

鼻爾森：哈哈，你以為你是隱形的嗎？我總是記得我在哪邊插眼

騎士：QQ

  You should change it to a blue trinket ward, normal wards take more hits to
  clear ~

  你應該要改成偵查晶球的，飾品眼要打更多下才能清掉

  Once a tsm player, always a tsm player

  一日TSM選手，終身TSM選手

A Brother always pays his debts

一個弟兄總是會付他欠的債

  Sven tilted after that first jump

  騎士在跳了第一次後就心態炸裂了

https://i.imgur.com/z00vbOk.png

Giving Bjerg Syndra

給鼻爾森星朵拉

  As a mid lane player, Bjerg's syndra is everything I aspire to be.

  身為一個中路玩家，鼻爾森的星朵拉是我渴望成為的一切。

Sven was an inside job

騎士是內鬼

  Regi: After all this time?

  Sven: Always.

  胖虎：這些年來都是嗎？

  騎士：一直都是。

Insanely smart buys from Smoothie and Svenskeren. Mobi boots to int faster bois.

Smoothie跟騎士的買裝實在是太聰明了。買五速鞋可以更快送頭。

This is the hardest I've ever seen Svenskeren carry TSM.

這是我看過騎士最Carry TSM的一次。

https://clips.twitch.tv/PoliteKawaiiHamKAPOW

https://clips.twitch.tv/TentativePlayfulKimchiPlanking

Their team's sion

vs

Your team's sion

對面的賽恩

vs

你們的賽恩

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/975/093/255.gif

Mithy this game

這場比賽的Mithy

Albert Einstein: "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and
over again and expecting different results."

Svenskeren: "Who the fuck is Einstein"

愛因斯坦："精神錯亂的定義就是一直做同樣的事，並且期望會有不同的結果。"

騎士："愛因斯坦是誰喇"

RIP CLG playoff chances :(

CLG進季後賽的機會 R.I.P.

Sven forgot he was a TSM ward and Bjerg could see him all the time.

騎士忘記他是TSM的眼了，鼻爾森無時無刻都看得到他。

TSM Revenge on Ex-Players List

[✓] Wildturtle

[✓] Doublelift

[✓] Svenskeren

[ ] BioFrost (again)

TSM對前成員的復仇清單

[✓] Wildturtle

[✓] Doublelift

[✓] Svenskeren

[ ] BioFrost (again)

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