[閒聊] Reddit：CLG vs FOX

[y12544 (禾子可可)]

原文網址：https://redd.it/83p0l8

新手翻譯，如有錯誤請不吝指教。
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Expectations finally low enough for CLG to win games

大家對CLG的期望終於低到可以讓他們贏比賽了

I knew it was over when CLG was against a #1 opponent

當CLG的對手是第一名時，我就知道一切都結束了

  https://i.imgur.com/oo3CLXr.png

  DO YOU HAVE THE FAITH?!

  (CLG官方帳號)你也有信仰嗎？

EF dropping off and CLG making the playoff race interesting

FOX表現下滑了，而CLG讓季後賽的爭奪變得更有趣了

  If CLG wins playoffs, I'll suck my own dick.

  如果CLG贏下季後賽的話，我就自含懶叫。

    dont tell me you didnt already try that

    別告訴我你還沒嘗試過

      Is it gay to suck your own dick?

      自含懶叫的話算Gay嗎？

        only if you make eye contact

        只有當你進行眼神接觸的時候才算

Since r/leagueoflegends said, "In the last 4 LCS splits, Huni is 59-4 in the
regular season," Huni and Echo Fox have lost 4 regular season games. Let's
just all appreciate this fact.

https://redd.it/7yaypr

LOL版說了，"在最近四季的LCS季賽裡，Huni在常規賽的戰績是59-4，"Huni和FOX這季已經
輸掉四場季賽了。讓我們都欣賞這個事實吧。

  Tfw CLG is literally half of Huni's regular season losses.

  當你發現Huni有半數的常規賽都輸給CLG的時候的感覺。

    God killers.

    弒神者。

      The Afreeca freecs of the NA LCS.

      NA LCS的AFs。

clg really is weird

CLG真的很奇怪

I knew CLG lost the moment they locked in Varus... wait?

當CLG鎖下法洛士時我就知道他們輸了...等等？

https://i.imgur.com/NMQgTsV.png

Dardoch trying to hold in his toxicity these last two weeks

Dardoch在這兩個禮拜以來試著忍住不要開噴

TSM fan here, getting rid of Biofrost is like ending a relationship and then
seeing the girl couple months later looking twice as hot as she used to.

我是TSM粉，踢掉Biofrost就好像結束一段關係，然後在幾個月後看到那個女的，發現她比
幾個月前辣了兩倍

  But you are still glad she has found a new boyfriend and she is happy now :)

  但你還是很高興她找到了一個新男友，而且她現在很快樂 :)

Biofrost should not be allowed to have Thresh.

Biofrost不應該被允許拿瑟雷西。

  Or Rakan, or Morgana, or Braum, or ...

  或銳空，或魔甘娜，或布朗姆，或...

    Biofrost should not be allowed

    Biofrost不應該被允許

The guy masturbating on CLG subreddit will take us to the top

那個在CLG論壇上尻槍的傢伙會帶領我們走向巔峰

CLG is currently undefeated going 4-0 when I masterbate during their games.

當我在CLG打比賽時尻槍的時候，他們目前是四連勝。

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沒想到C9會贏TSM 還好有下CLG 不然早上下三盤NA就都輸了(還有一盤是CG打TL)




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還有不要再討論甘蔗了喇
※ 編輯: y12544 (180.218.29.25), 03/12/2018 23:51:46
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推 mygarysm    : CLG贏成這樣應該還是沒季後賽打...
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