作者y12544 (禾子可可)
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標題[閒聊] Reddit 熱議：Sneaky cosplay希維爾
時間Thu Apr 12 23:57:24 2018
原文網址：
https://redd.it/8bk71d
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What if Sneaky is actually a girl and has been cosplaying a boy all this time?
要是Sneaky其實是個女的，她這些年來都cosplay成男的呢？
legendary plot twist
史詩級的超展開
Doublelift: I'm the best ADC ; Sneaky: But can you do THIS?
DL：我是最強的ADC
Sneaky：但你能辦到這個嗎？
https://i.imgur.com/MnCFhik.jpg
I have awoken.
我已經覺醒了。
註：這個人在上次Sneaky cos拉克絲的時候說了"這最好不要喚醒我內心的任何東西..."
Awaken my masters
醒來吧，我的主人
AYYYAAYYAAYYYAAYYYYEEE
(柱之男甦醒的音效)
Tfw sneaky is a more attractive girl than you are...
當Sneaky是個比妳更有吸引力的女生的時候的感覺...
It feels pretty bad. lmao. You have to appreciate the effort though, he
doesn't half ass it.
這樣感覺真的很差。笑死。不過妳還是必須要欣賞他付出的努力，他並沒有敷衍了事。
Well Sneaky is a high class woman, you people just can't compete with that
level
嗯，Sneaky是個高級的女生，妳們就是沒辦法和那種等級的人競爭
I'm pretty sure his girlfriend is a cosplayer, so she helps him. But yeah,
they still go hard.
我很確定他的女朋友是個coser，所以她會幫他。但是，是啊，他們還是很努力去做。
How can he have a girlfriend if I'm his boyfriend?
如果我是他男朋友的話，他怎麼可能會有女朋友呢？
he doesnt have girlparts afaik so its all gucci
嗯，就我所知，他沒有女生的部位，所以還行啦
he has a mouth
他有嘴巴
I literally thought "damn she's pretty good" when seeing it on my twitter feed,
what the fuck
當我在我的twitterfeed上看到這個時，我只想到"哇靠，她超正的"，這到底是殺小
Somehow Sneaky just keeps on topping himself.
不知怎地，Sneaky就是能持續更上層樓。
I don't think he's the one topping
我不認為他是在上面的那個。
註：在玩髒髒梗
Boxbox be like, man just 24 hrs after he did Soraka, Sneaky just has to outdo
him again
Boxbox就好像，"該死，就在我cos索拉卡的24小時後，Sneaky再度超越了我"
Trap arms race
偽娘大賽
except I actually cant wait for this to escalate
我真的等不及這場戰役繼續往上進化了
Cosplaying Sneaky used confusion.
It was super effective!
(C9官方帳號)cosplay的Sneaky使用了混亂。
效果拔群！
Maybe... I′m gay, am I gay?
也許...我是甲甲。我是甲甲嗎？
My boner is confused
我的ㄐㄐ很困惑
Mine is not, it knows exactly what it wants
我的沒有，它很清楚它想要什麼
Well, i guess im not 100% straight. Good to know.
嗯，我猜我不是100%的直男。很高興知道這件事。
Bro like legit wtf...? When he did the lux cosplay,I THOUGHT IT WAS ACTUALLY
A GIRL before my friend told me it was sneaky cosplay and I thought "she" was
cute..and Now I see this? Like idk he's just cute? Damn...
說真的，這到底是殺小...？當他cos拉克絲的時候，在我朋友告訴我那是Sneaky之前，我
真的以為他是個女的，而且我覺得"她"很可愛...然後我現在看到了這個？就好像我不知
道他就是那麼可愛一樣？靠...
What we need next is him and Boxbox cosplaying together.
接下來我們所需要的就是他和Boxbox一起cosplay。
Are you trying to kill everyone?
你是想殺掉大家嗎？
while holding hands
同時還要牽著手
keep going
繼續吧
Honestly, this cosplay totally blows the elementalist lux one out of the water.
wtf
actually one of the best crossplays I have ever seen
老實說，這次的cosplay真的屌打上次的元素幻化使 拉克絲。
殺小
事實上這是我看過其中一個最讚的cosplay了
https://twitter.com/MeteosLoL/status/984172340815708162
Reaction from Meteos
Meteos的反應
推特內容：我知道現在是凌晨兩點，但出於某些原因，我現在真的很想來點披薩，直接外送
到我嘴裡
What's next? Evelynn?
下次是什麼？伊芙琳？
Battle Bunny Riven
戰鬥兔女郎 雷玟
Gonna send this to my BF, he rated the Lux one “8.5/10 would smash” and Box
Box as Soraka as 7/10, so we’ll see where this one ranks...
我要把這個傳給我男友，他給上次的拉克絲的評分是"8.5/10，絕對會一眼就愛上他"，而
Boxbox的索拉卡則是7/10，讓我們看看這次的分數會是多少...
Pretty sure it ranks in "not your boyfriend anymore" territory
我很確定會落在"我再也不是妳男友了"的區塊
Yup, I told him it’s me or Sneaky. He said “well Sneaky does have a mouth
...” -.-
是啊，我問他要選我還是Sneaky。他說"呃，Sneaky的確有嘴巴，所以囉..." -.-
D...do you not?
妳...妳沒有嗎？
I do, but he’s saying that Sneaky can offer everything I can, except
for a vagene :(
我有，但他說Sneaky能提供我能做的一切，除了鮑X之外 :(
And he's a super famous league of legends pro player who memes. Sorry
I'm probably not helping
而且他還是個超有名的英雄聯盟職業選手。抱歉，我可能沒幫上忙
If liking traps is gay, then I don't want to be straight.
如果喜歡偽娘是甲甲的話，那麼我不想當直男。
This is next level trapping, I really thought he was a girl.
這是全新等級的偽娘，我真的以為他是女的。
My bf usually sees *shit like this instantly. He instantly recognized
Sneakys Lux for example.
When I've shown him this he went "yeah, so what?". Then I told him its
Sneaky and he looked at the screen for 5 seconds without saying anything,
clearly being surprized by it.
我的男友總是能一眼看穿這些東西。舉例來說，他一眼就認出了Sneaky cos拉克絲。
當我給他看這個的時候，他就好像"是啊，所以呢？"。然後我告訴他這是Sneaky，他盯
著螢幕盯了五秒鐘，什麼話都沒說，他很明顯被這嚇到了。
you lost him
妳失去他了
We are all lost on this blessed day
在這受祝福的一天裡，我們都失去了些什麼
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我到底看了殺小...
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