[閒聊] Reddit 熱議：當你知道你玩得很爛的時候

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原文網址：https://redd.it/8glbvo
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你選了菲歐拉，對面選了賈克斯。

你輸給了賈克斯。

下一場

對面選了菲歐拉。

你選了賈克斯。

你輸給了菲歐拉。


底下留言：

You lose to Yasuo as an Ignite Renekton.

你用帶點燃的鱷魚輸給了犽宿。

  or an ignite pantheon

  或者是帶點燃的潘森。

I once smashed a guy with Illaoi, causing him to go on and on about how broken
of a champion she is.

I checked hours later out of curiosity, he picked Illaoi 5 games in a row
afterward and lost all 5.

有一次，我用伊羅旖打爆了一個傢伙，讓他一直抱怨這隻英雄做壞了。

出於好奇，我在幾個小時後看了他的對戰紀錄，他之後連續五場選了伊羅旖，五場都輸了。

Your example is literally how my friend plays league.

Picks Illaoi, they pick Vayne. He gets his ass stomped - "omg smurf pussy Vayne,
smurf"

Next game... he first picks Vayne top, they pick Soraka top. "OMG cheap ass
silence, bullshit soraka stupid global ult"

你的例子完全就是我朋友打LOL的方法。

選了伊羅旖，對面選汎。他被幹爆了。"哇靠，汎這個開小號虐菜的小王八蛋"

下一場...他首選了上路汎，對面選了上路索拉卡。"哇靠，沉默放免費的耶，索拉卡真的是
狗角，全地圖大絕有夠無腦的"

Feeds in ARAM

"not even paying attention in this random mode, nobody cares about this shit"

Queues up for normal game and feeds in it

"just warming up for my ranked game I am gonna destroy you all in ranked when
I get serious"

Queues up for ranked and feeds in it again

"this shit fucking tema cannot carry this"

This is kinda what I imagine when I come across a flamer in ARAM, then check
up the person's op.gg and saw he/she lost a few different game modes in a row.

(在ARAM送頭)

"我根本沒有認真玩這種隨機模式，沒人會在意這個的喇"

(在NG場送頭)

"我只是在為積分暖身，當我動真格的時候，我會在積分場把你們都打爆"

(在積分場送頭)

"一群爛隊友，連這樣都Carry不了"

這就是當我在ARAM碰到噴子的時候所想的，然後我就去看這傢伙的OP.GG，看到他/她玩各種
模式都連敗。

Pick annie into ryze and win,pick ryze into annie and win. am i good now ??

選安妮打雷茲，贏了；選雷茲打安妮，贏了。我現在很強嗎？

  Nah. You gotta win lane as Shen vs Illaoi first.

  不。首先，你要用慎贏伊羅旖的線才行。

This is why I play jungle.

這就是為什麼我玩打野的原因。

  Pick Lee Sin into Amumu, invade him and his team mates roam first. Pick Amumu
  into Lee Sin next game, your laners don't budge and you can't farm your own
  jungle.

  選李星打阿姆姆，入他的野，結果他的隊友比較早集結。下一場，選阿姆姆打李星，你線
  上的隊友根本不鳥你，結果你連自己的野區都農不了。

LOL

Ive been playing both fiora and irelia and ive had it go both ways

LOL

我菲歐拉和伊瑞莉雅都玩過，結果一直都一樣(go both ways)。

  id love to see fiora and irelia go both ways tbh

  老實說我還蠻想看菲歐拉跟伊瑞莉雅搞雙性戀(go both ways)的。

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