[閒聊] 我是石頭人Malphite，我有話想說

[iamfenixsc (哈囉你好嗎)]

石頭人對於一樣是利用岩石之力塔力雅有什麼想說的ㄇ?


youtube剛好聽到有人創作他們的battle rap，還挺好聽的XD


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf0OIzHzvKg



Malphite:
Been here since the game started
Since day 1 i’ve been rock solid
The type of tank to keep his team guarded
While sticking on those important targets
The backlines gonna feel the pain
Getting body slammed like my name is Dwain
I’m known to drive the AD’s insane
By stackin’ armor, call me 2chainz
How can a little girl in a blouse
Stand against me, i’m a brick house
You have the power to control stone
But I’m one stone that you’ll never own
Surf away but you won’t get far
This rock is rolling a seismic shard
When I catch up I’ll be going ham
Pound you into to the dirt with my ground slam


Taliyah:
I’m only seventeen but don’t just judge me so easily
‘cause you’re about to be another stone that I am gonna weave
I control the very earth as it unravels at my feet
and all you ever do is slam the ground your kit is obsolete
How predictable spamming all those rolling stones
but all that speed won’t help you against my mine field of toblerones
I know you’re looking for respect by being the real OG
but how can I take you serious when you look like a walking emoji



Malphite:
I’m an unstoppable force
I’ve got a thick skin and no remorse
bought every tank item from the store
but I deal damage you can’t ignore
And if i feel a little bit spicy
I could go a route that’s a bit more pricey
to show you I’m the MVP
with an AP burst you won’t believe
You know the comp’s just right
When your team has a Malphite
winning every single fight
by engaging at the speed of light
So dear Taliyah
just know that I wouldn’t wanna be ya’
I’m the only rock champ in the league
that anyone would ever need



Taliyah:
You talk big, like you were the size of a mountain
but you are barely taller than that weird shopkeeper in the fountain
Every rock can crumble when it's under enough pressure
if you wanna be ground to dust then honey it would be my pleasure
Your champ design’s so old and it’s only getting older
and if we put our strength to scale then you’re a pebble to my boulder
So think again you hard headed fool ‘cause you must have amnesia
I’m the legendary stoneweaver from Shurima, Taliyah


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這塔利亞不叫石頭人學長，影片最後還直接把他Q死

小石啊~~

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