[閒聊] 球探的形容詞

[WillWaiting (Creep)]

剛剛翻2015的Baseball Prospectus  翻到Juan Jaime的評價

裡面有一句話超好笑而且也不知道作者怎麼想的

He throws the ball as hard as anyone on the continent, but would walk Wang
Zhizhi on five pitches.

他會在五顆球內四壞保送王治郅  XDDDD

結果真的這季被叫上來1.1局4個四壞

而且為什麼是用王治郅不是姚明啊  想都想不透啊

Juan Jaime的整段評價
The new Carlos Marmol? Nah— Marmol had a knockout secondary offering. Jaime
is a better thought than machine. He throws the ball as hard as anyone on the
continent, but would walk Wang Zhizhi on five pitches. Know how Atlanta’s
instructors are renowned for helping pitchers find their control? Jaime is
about to enter his fourth season with the organization and his walk rate has
increased in each. It’s possible for wild relievers to succeed— e.g. A.J.
Ramos or Alex Torres— but Jaime takes the formula to such an extreme that
he’s the Yeezus of pitchers: You’ll either love him or hate him, but there’s
nothing else like him.

作者是多討厭勇士農場跟Jaime啊XD

各位在球探報告裡看過什麼好笑的評語啊


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推 s4340392: 人那麼高好球帶那麼大，控球應該很不穩XDD
推 ccpz: #1JTm09sK (MLB) 這篇有蠻多很好笑的, 一堆球探寫到崩潰
推 ChrisDavis: 哼，林柏祐投七球掉三分，我上去頂多一二壘有人
推 jefftie2000: 姚明好球帶比較大 要保送可能比較難吧XD
推 seeyou1002: Paul Goldschmidt's report: One-tool guy.
→ sdiaa: 姚明要留給控球更狂野的某人吧
→ saiulbb: 我還去估狗王治郅是誰...這球探報告是蝦毀拉XDD
推 weian: 很靠北 XDDD
找到了更好笑的XDD

Craig Ryburn的球探經典套路三句形容詞:簡潔有力,模糊不清,好棒的肉體

http://www.pointsincase.com/articles/greatest-minor-league-baseball-scout

Soft hands. Electric arm. Possibly a neo-Nazi... but great body. Great body.

柔軟的手,快速的臂,可能是新納粹....但很好很好的肉體

Good burst. Quick bat. Most likely uncircumcised... but great body. Great body.

很好的暴發力,揮棒快速,可能還沒割包皮...但很好很好的肉體

Fantastic range. Jeter-like leadership. Hits multiple women... but great body.
Great body.

驚奇的範圍,基特般的領袖氣質,搞很多女人...但很好很好的肉體

Good nose for the ball. Excellent bat speed. Looks like Jose Mesa... but great
 body. Great body.

天生球感,極優揮棒速度,長的像Mesa...但很好很好的肉體

Excellent 60-yard time. Looks natural out on the field. Sucks ass at Mario Kart
... but great body. Great body.

60碼衝刺極佳,天生打球料,打馬莉歐賽車很爛....但很好很好的肉體

Good plate coverage. Sees the ball well out of the pitcher's hand. Can
correctly identify only four state capitals... but great body. Great body.
Superb body.

打擊框很大,能清楚看投手出手點,只能正確回答四個州的首府...但很好很好的肉體

※ 編輯: WillWaiting (96.93.71.126), 01/08/2016 11:56:59
※ 編輯: WillWaiting (96.93.71.126), 01/08/2016 11:57:45
推 Wenjoys: XDD
※ 編輯: WillWaiting (96.93.71.126), 01/08/2016 12:00:16
推 aborwang: XD
推 lumberer: XDDDD
推 TassadarGau: 什麼都很很好的肉體，只能回答四個州首府是暗示頭腦
→ TassadarGau: 不是很好嗎？XD
推 Fanicom: XDD
推 fountainNess: 第二個是怎樣...
推 LanceLiu: 打馬莉歐賽車很爛這種事也放進來  是打輸他嗎XD
推 lionpierrot: 屋齁！好肉體
推 carrhung: 後來補充的那個球探還在嗎？XD
推 jefftie2000: 為什麼會知道他還沒割包皮啊 球探是有看過嗎XD
推 rbgspydm: 大概一起上廁所時喵了一下另一根棒子XD (五告變態)
推 kamihio: 什麼評價啊啊啊…
推 honey4617912: 那球探是西索扮的吧
推 terop: 連包皮也關心
推 mrchica: XDDDD
推 siliver: 最後面根本複製貼上吧,他到底是在關心甚麼啊 XDXD
推 stoping: 看來球探的工作很悶
推 lions402: 甲甲der
推 hollowland: 好肉體 不簽嗎?
推 tfrence: 是有多愛good body xddd
推 hakk: 笑翻@@
推 Arjui: 是每個都有試車喔？很好很好的肉體是怎樣啦
推 yogi: 有這樣的說法:沒割包皮的球員不管是撲接撲壘或觸身球的表現
→ yogi: 都比較好 遇到幹架的場合也比較不會衝動要解皮帶
推 TSbb: Herlin大:
推 sikerkuaitai: 4-state capital... 是形容智商低落嗎XDD
推 STARKUO: XD
推 scimonster: 終於找到 尸位素餐 的 用途 就是在說這種打混的球探
推 kingtseng: 哈哈哈XD
推 Spiezio: XDDDDD
推 jiwenho: 風趣的文筆 獨特的觀點 令人崩潰的報告 但很棒很棒的肉體
→ jiwenho: 深刻的觀察 詳實的記錄 有時喜歡湊字數 但很好很好的肉體