[外電] 有理伯：我太大包所以沒護檔穿。

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On Sunday, Indians third baseman Juan Uribe was carted off because he took a
Mike Trout ground ball at 106 mph off the bat right to the family jewels. He
suffered (yes, suffered—style here is to say “sustained” but he most
definitely suffered) a testicular contusion because he wasn’t wearing a cup
at the time of the incident.
有理伯在禮拜天的比賽中被Trout打出一顆時速高達106麥的強勁滾地球直擊蛋蛋，
由於他當天並沒有穿護檔，因此導致他"蛋蛋"的哀傷。

You’d think, perhaps, Uribe goes without a cup because he’s supremely
confident in his ability to field groundballs. Well, it turns out that he
would wear one, if they made one in his size. Yes, seriously.
各位看倌可能會認為是因為有理伯對他防守滾地球的能力十分有信心，
所以不需要穿護檔。但實際上是因為他沒有找到適合他size的護檔，只好不穿。
決‧不‧豪‧洨！

STO’s Andre Knott has the scoop.
以下是記者賽前訪問的對話：

Andre Knott @DreKnott
Juan Uribe said today he doesn't wear a cup because the trainers don't have
one in his size.... Then he said I'm serious.
5:37 AM - 14 Jun 2016
有理伯說他不穿護檔是因為訓練員找不到適合他size的護檔給他穿。
緊接著補充一句說：我沒有在豪洨。

All right, then, Juan. You might want to find out how you can protect the
Little Juans in the future.
嗯…有理伯啊…我們知道你很大包，
但是你最好還是趕快去找到你的size以便保護你的"小有理伯"吧…

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