[情報] 尼克老闆Dolan已從武漢肺炎康復 要捐血清做研究

[pneumo (超☆冒險蓋)]

來源: Shams Charania推特
網址: https://tinyurl.com/y7t8nt3q

"Knicks owner James Dolan has recovered from coronavirus and donated his blood
plasma to research for potential treatments, team spokesperson says."
尼克球隊發言人說，尼克老闆James Dolan正從中國武漢肺炎康復，捐出他的血液好研究可
能的治療方式。

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Reddit鄉民反應：
"If they told you every vaccination had a little of Dolan's blood in it would
you still take it?"
「若是跟你說每個疫苗裡面都有一點Dolan的血液在裡面，你還會要打嗎？」

"Bruh I havent talked to a woman in person for 6 weeks, I would gobble that
shit up"
「老哥，我已經六個禮拜沒有面對面跟任何一個女生講過話了，所以有疫苗，要我把那屎
疫苗吞下去都可以。」

"The vaccination would cure the coronavirus not your inability to be
attractive"
「疫苗只能治武漢肺炎，把不到妹子是沒救的。」

"Does it come with a scratch off?"
「打疫苗有附贈刮刮樂嗎？」
(我猜這應該是跟之前尼克中場活動給投進球的球迷刮刮樂有關: #1U6dxqmp

"Happy for him and his family. Now Knicks fans can go back to hating him
without feeling bad about it!!!"
「替他跟他的家人們開心。現在尼克粉可以就繼續討厭他而不用覺得抱歉了！」

"He should donate his blood to Satan for Knicks success"
「他應該把血捐給撒旦，以換取尼克的成功。」

"Can people get the virus twice?"
「人可以得到兩次武漢肺炎嗎？」

"Great news. Glad to hear he's physically well and recovering, and it's nice
to hear that he's donated his plasma to research.
Now sell the fucking team."
「真的是好消息，很開心聽到他身體恢復的很好，也很開心聽到他要捐出血液做研究。
然後他媽的趕快賣球隊啦！」
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