推 twming:... 07/27 21:48
推 blindboy:Cool~ 07/27 21:48
推 vinson:看起來就是被弄到很不爽..ㄤㄤ了.... 07/27 21:52
→ vinson:發這種文....看起來就很沒 sense ... 07/27 21:52
推 Goal:喔喔 我要來開洨吃攤了 07/27 21:53
→ shaqssmm:是阿我是ㄤㄤ阿...不過我不是coach... 07/27 21:54
→ shaqssmm:我沒有學生...ㄎㄎ... 07/27 21:54
推 jshuang:沒有 wtf 失敗. XD 07/27 21:55
→ shaqssmm:coach 好像可以ㄤ的很有 [心得] ..果然厲害呢 07/27 21:57
推 SpeedySnow:看起來就是運氣不好 07/27 22:00
推 twming:喔喔 我要來開洨吃攤了 07/27 22:00
→ shaqssmm:聽說有前輩這樣子可以改改運...科科~~ 弄一下 07/27 22:01
推 cym1013:豆干一份要切不辣 雞排一份要辣不切 07/27 22:02
推 superPablo:雞屁股一份，樓上的我請客。 07/27 22:03
推 SpeedySnow:今天宵夜該吃什麼咧? 07/27 22:04
推 cym1013:本日課程 [如何ㄤ的徹底] ㄤ到出汁 07/27 22:05
推 dcice:ㄧ碗八寶冰 不要紅豆花生薏仁綠豆芝麻蒟蒻粉條芋頭 我要半糖 07/27 22:05
推 Goal: ◢◣ ╭───────╮ 07/27 22:15
→ Goal: ◢██◣ │人客 欠炸嗎 │ 07/27 22:15
→ Goal:▂▄▆█████▆▄▂ │ 一桶600隨便點│ 07/27 22:15
→ Goal: ◤ ≡ ▏ ╯───────╯ 07/27 22:15
→ Goal: ▏─⊙-⊙─▏ ╴_ ╴_ ╴_ 07/27 22:15
→ Goal: ▏ 皿 ▏ │▄▍│▄▍│▄▍ 07/27 22:15
→ Goal: ＼ ︶ ╱ █▇▌█▇▌█▇▌ 07/27 22:15
→ Goal: ╴_ (￣\╱￣﹨ ╴██▌██▌██▌ 07/27 22:15
→ Goal: (@╴\│╱╭╮│ |╲██▌██▌██▌╲ 07/27 22:15
→ Goal: (@ ╲╴-╯││▆▆▏│￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ▏ 07/27 22:15
→ Goal: ◥◣ ──╯┤ ╲│ 柏記流動式瓦斯攤 ▏ 07/27 22:15
→ Goal: ◥▇▆▆▆▆▆▆▆╴◢█◣╴╴◢█◣╴▏ 07/27 22:15
推 KLgeo:樓上這次趕上了...洨吃攤出來了 XD 07/27 22:20
推 suede5:這次我也趕上了 湊個熱鬧先 07/27 22:40
推 maxjh:好奇怪的邏輯 coach就不能骯 我要一龍小籠包+豆漿 07/27 22:42
推 KLgeo:不過如果我來寄的話..我會放那20個對決的Pokerhand網址... 07/27 22:43
→ KLgeo:然後底下都加個FUCK.... 07/27 22:43
推 JQ10KA:有效阿...如果是online casino效果更明顯 07/27 22:51
→ JQ10KA:另外如果是破產的話...效果更明顯.. 07/27 22:52
推 JackyPayton:來湊熱鬧 07/27 23:01
回歸主題...很快的就收到了第一封信....
但是就如大家想的一樣是那封大家都知道的罐頭信....
所以我決定要挑戰一下極限...證實一下 DOOM 的存在 ~*
( 回文的 support 叫 Quentin ....聽起來好像是個正咩....~~ )
第二封信如下:
Hello PokerStars Support:
God DAMN I didnt just receive only A bad beat. I receive more than 20+
baaaadddd bbbbeeeaaaatttttttttssssss in that tournament. And Lost all hands
never win a pot. WHAT THE FUCK !!!??? 2p2 forum told me this is a
DOOMswitch on. HOLY SHIIITTTT!!!! Please turn that off please~~~~
And do not reply these ballshittt canned text. Do you know all that 20 more
hands lost happened rate ? Thats below I win the lottery twice !!
So please please turn the SHITY doom off ! please please please ~~~
If you turn that off, reply the mail and tell me, thanks. I will bless you
before I go to sleep every night. Thank you very much again.
※ 編輯: shaqssmm 來自: 210.209.20.225 (07/27 23:15)
推 nikeliu:XD 07/27 23:17
推 jshuang:呼應時事. 你要加 TRY GON Lah! 07/27 23:19
→ JQ10KA:樓上有在follow喔.....XD 07/27 23:22
推 allyours:Quentin 應該是男的 07/27 23:41
推 eiffel:Quentin 是男的吧...XD 07/27 23:52
推 eiffel:還有 bullshit 狗屎...not ballshit 球屎?!... 07/27 23:55
→ eiffel:期待後續回信! 07/27 23:55
推 Zoomyoyo:god damn good!!! 07/28 00:02
→ shaqssmm:靠...Quentin 是男的喔....第2封信已經回來了 07/28 00:39
第2封信看起來不是罐頭...客服被我弄到ㄤㄤ了
下面是第2封
Hello Shaq,
It is clear from the language in your email that you are not
happy with your recent results.
Please understand that without exception, everyone gets bad
beats. We can sympathise, because as poker players ourselves, we
experience them too. However, bad beats have nothing to do with
the PokerStars software, as our site has been proven fair by
everyone who has ever analysed our shuffle program.
We are happy to offer you your hand histories so you can conduct
a similar analysis, however, you will not receive any response
from us if you continue to send rude, abusive, or profane emails.
Just because something has a low probability of happening, does
not mean it is impossible. Think of it another way. If low
probability events never happen (and our opponents never outdraw
us by catching their one or two-outers) it would actually
indicate a shuffle was NOT random. For a shuffle to be
legitimate, low probability poker hands must happen sometimes.
Please let us know if we can assist you further (without the
colourful language), and thank you for playing at PokerStars.
Regards,
Quentin
PokerStars Support Team
然後我回了第3封信.......( 明天再公佈 ~* )
※ 編輯: shaqssmm 來自: 210.209.20.225 (07/28 00:40)
※ 編輯: shaqssmm 來自: 210.209.20.225 (07/28 00:41)
推 JQ10KA:記得補一句..plz issue me my cash bonus or T$.. 07/28 01:38
→ JQ10KA:有次在IPOKER和ONLINE吵一吵就直接給了30USD封我嘴 07/28 01:40
推 departuring:真的假的.....@@ 07/28 01:50
→ JQ10KA:補一下....那你就知道我噴多少了 07/28 01:54
→ departuring:嗯.....k字級的嗎？ 07/28 01:57
噓 iel:0.0 07/28 03:18
推 jayin07:要看Quentin是名還是姓啊 07/28 09:49
推 nick0126:太酷了!!!繼續爭阿!!!!! 07/28 10:21
這是第3封....(羞)
Subject: Re: PokerStars Support - Impossible Hands
>Dear PokerStars support:
>
>Hello Quentin. The name ' Quentin ' sounds like a pretty lady.
>Could you give me your blog ? If you give me your blog, I think
>that will make me more happy and forget those bad beats hand
>history.
>
>Thanks.
※ 編輯: shaqssmm 來自: 210.209.20.225 (07/28 11:41)
推 Ayreon:由申甲(無誤) 07/28 11:50
推 jayin07:XDDDDDD 07/28 12:07
推 JQ10KA:Dear Shaq:The poker company do not allow us to receive 07/28 12:13
→ JQ10KA:or give out personal information, sorry about that.:> 07/28 12:13
→ JQ10KA:Thanks for your email, Regards, Quentin. 07/28 12:14
→ JQ10KA:By the way, I am a gay.. 07/28 12:14
推 nikeliu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/28 12:15
推 lafayee:VERY NICE RANT I APPROVE THIS MESSEGE 07/28 19:29
最後其實 PS 是有回第 3封 的....我被擊敗了...PS 客服嘴炮我 >.<
詳情如下:
Subject: PokerStars Support - My Portrait
Hello Shaq,
Thank you for your follow up email.
My blog is far too scandalous to be associated with PokerStars.
However, here is a portrait Maurice painted of me:
http://rlv.zcache.com/portrait_of_a_lady_by_maurice_quentin_de_la_tour_photosculpture-p153752213275539264tro3_210.jpg
推 iamforsake:這也太太太好笑了吧 XD 07/29 17:43
推 YONGa:好屌.... 07/29 17:50
推 kikijuice:Diao Bao La... lol 07/29 18:45
推 nikeliu:bluff 07/29 19:53
推 djrollloud:nice bluff on the river 07/29 22:20
→ ie1:很沒誠意 07/30 14:37