[無言] I can't speak English

作者abby0302 (blahblah)

看板StupidClown

標題[無言] I can't speak English

時間Thu Apr 23 01:06:12 2015

前幾天搭公車被學校的外國交換生搭訕劈頭就用英文問，你會講英文嗎然後就開始了一連串的你問我答不過最近演變成有點尷尬的情況反正就是今天又看到他可是我只能躲他But他眼神就是死盯著我和我朋友們啊！！原因就不贅述了XD 跟好友聊到這件事後她若有所思的說：如果是我，第一句就說I can't speak English. (就不會發生這些後續了) 聽起來很高招耶嗯不對啊你講這句話的同時不就是用英文講嗎XDD -- Sent from my Android -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 140.115.234.35 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/StupidClown/M.1429722375.A.913.html

推 pianoboyx: 人正真好 04/23 01:16

→ chiv: I don't speak English? 04/23 03:14

推 god987654123: My English is poor. 04/23 03:38

推 cdok: 哩勒工三__ 04/23 04:01

推 chocolateoec: this is a book 04/23 04:35

推 jing8816: This is a apple 04/23 04:42

推 yoyo2008yoyo: This is a ball. 04/23 06:20

推 changfrog: This is a dog 04/23 06:38

→ linchilin: This is an apple. 04/23 06:49

推 clwXXX: This is a dick 04/23 06:57

推 mizukin: SHOW ME THE MONEY 04/23 07:22

推 Noobilicious: 樓上是打星海1嗎XDDD 04/23 07:42

→ noonee: 發發發發發發發伐木工 04/23 07:59

推 GGthebest: How do you turn this on 04/23 08:01

推 bearmajik: 我都念ikea 04/23 08:07

推 soslow: this is a ass 04/23 08:08

推 blackmelody: cheese steak Jimmy's 04/23 08:16

推 Tlower: This are a food 04/23 08:17

推 bgfriend: 我都唸Costco 04/23 08:24

推 goenitzx: 也許 i'm not good in English比較好 04/23 08:27

推 miraclex: How do you turn this on 04/23 08:55

推 ddd1935: 薩克麥迪克 04/23 08:57

推 maochou: 推3樓xD 04/23 09:12

推 misterass: 認真回二樓正確解答 04/23 09:16

→ lavaever: 下次回no speak English 04/23 09:32

推 HANDSOME319: No money no English 04/23 09:34

推 stp92010: 樓上XDDDD 04/23 09:35

推 dawn74156: Indeed a wise choice 04/23 09:50

推 m6aup3vm06: ggininder 04/23 09:53

推 amandaxu: 這個讓我想到遇到信用卡推銷的人他一直過來我一直不講稚 04/23 09:56

→ amandaxu: 我們過三秒才一起發現盲點哈哈哈XD 04/23 09:56

推 ggchioinder: may sure gun more 04/23 10:22

推 magicrex: How do you turn me on? 04/23 10:23

噓 modena6500: No kao fu shi no sex 04/23 10:27

推 fefino: smart choice 04/23 11:12

噓 poiu1234: any album? 04/23 11:14

推 sillywhoever: 曾有老外朋友問我: 為什麼你們第一句回話都是 04/23 11:25

→ sillywhoever: My English is poor. ? ^^" 這要我怎麼答呢.. 04/23 11:25

推 ECHOWEI: How do u turn this onXD世紀帝國都來了 04/23 11:48

推 snth0705: 我都唸 youtube 04/23 12:07

推 exitptt: 用中文問他你聽得懂中文嗎？… 04/23 12:39

推 hk19583: ambalamindo 04/23 13:37

推 eoerexnten: whosyourdaddy 04/23 13:37

推 la197352: 我都唸Skype 04/23 14:09

推 lindd123123: 我都念cosco 04/23 14:13

推 fountainB: 我都念Mcdownload 04/23 14:37

推 vikiya: 我都念ikea 04/23 14:47

推 howsweethow: How are you ? I am fun. 04/23 15:09

推 z8632100: this is a shit 04/23 15:41

推 ggreeaart: すみません、すみません然後快跑 04/23 15:42

推 X54321000: 咦 04/23 15:50

推 Moonmoon0827: It's good the drink? 04/23 16:11

推 q970105: over my dead body 04/23 16:16

推 yhn1129: 我都用3F那句耶XD 04/23 16:25

推 arthur641987: 咩休幹某？用這句就對了 04/23 16:39

推 leah0611: My English is not very well? 04/23 17:37

→ victor0322: I study english very hard 04/23 17:38

推 tsming: I hate CCR 04/23 18:53

推 frog20605: 不會吧這樣講很正常我去日本第一句話也是學我不懂日文 04/23 19:38

推 Liou: good night 04/23 20:18

→ SaiXi: I used to speak English like you, then I took an arrow 04/23 20:32

→ SaiXi: in the knee. 04/23 20:33

推 mydin: 樓上應該改成until 04/23 20:40

推 kellyptt: 英語ができない 04/23 23:45

→ bamm: 我都說：get the fxxk out 04/24 00:25

推 pipatel2008: https://youtu.be/VVeKZJYNkyw 說沒內容的英文厲害 04/24 02:08

推 lbysdc: 不是 I'm not good at English 喔？ 04/24 05:49

推 jfw616: 你可以回答他..this is a pen 04/24 08:32

→ jfw616: 那它就懂你意思了 04/24 08:32

推 tchen4: Money talks 04/24 10:17

推 clwmc07: 撒買地 04/24 11:35

推 kevinkuan0: 多幫她介紹朋友，就不會只找妳了吧！ 04/24 13:15

推 zxc8520: No no this a dick 04/24 14:23

推 cammiechen: 我男友都說:English no no~ 04/24 15:33

噓 x908xx: 二樓最好是正解 -_- 04/24 19:49

推 bright910570: pollo 04/25 15:41

推 mk99: I can't是指說我爛到說不了,I don't是說我不太講或不太好 04/26 18:47